Dream a Little Dream

Dinger:
Why does everything you say have to revolve around sex? Why... why are you so perverted?

Dinger:
I should be at the dance. I was at the dance. Dancing perfectly. With a hot chick. She wanted me. I know she wanted me. Well every girl wants me. But instead I'm sitting out here freezing my ass off in some butt-ugly red Mustang.

Bobby:
Dinger, right?

Dinger:
Yeah, me Dinger, you Bobby. Me look cool, you look like sh*t, pal. That's okay, we'll make it a fashion statement.

Lainie:
Thank you for a frightening, confusing, strange and dangerous time.

Dinger:
That's right, you're messing with Rambo's little brother.

Gus Keller:
No milk, no cookies, nothing.

Bobby Keller:
You were expecting Freddy Krueger?

Coleman Ettinger:
Who's that?

Bobby Keller:
Forget it, it's before your time.

Bobby Keller:
I like it here... it's... Dreamy, if you catch my drift. Heh heh!

Lainie Diamond:
You're crazy.

Bobby Keller:
And I'm cute too. Aren't I?

Bobby Keller:
Heh... that's how I laugh... Heh!

Dinger:
Even your laugh isn't grown up.

Bobby Keller:
Usually when you pack, moving tends to follow.

Bobby Keller:
Dinger, wake up. I gotta tell ya something.

Dinger:
Bobby, I'm sleeping. Sound asleep. I'm dreaming... dreaming of Apache women.

Dinger:
School's that way, yonder!

Joel:
I'm every girl's type.

Bobby:
Dinger! Dinger, wake up for a minute. I gotta talk to you, Buddy.

Dinger:
Bobby, I'm asleep. I'm fast asleep, Bobby. I'm dreaming. Apache women. Mai-taih's. Vannah White and a whip.

Bobby:
I'm in love.

Dinger:
That could be a problem.

Bobby:
I don't think you understand.

Dinger:
No, no, I do understand. I really do. Which hand is it this week *pal*?

Bobby Keller:
When you're young, every little thing seems so big.

Dinger:
That's "dumb-ass." And that might be a foreign object, but it ain't French.

Dinger:
What time is it?

Dinger:
Why did I look at my wrist? I don't have a watch, I never had a watch.

Dinger:
Wow, I always thought SAT meant Saturday Afternoon Test. What is up?

Joel:
Hey guys its a party! Who's got the chips?