East Side Story

Diego Campos:
Why don't you join me for dinner?

Wesley Henderson:
I don't want to impose.

Diego Campos:
You're not imposing.

Wesley Henderson:
I know you weren't expecting me.

Diego Campos:
No, stay. It's no bother.

Wesley Henderson:
You sure I won't be a bother?

Bianca Campos:
[from another room] Oh, stay already!

Wesley Henderson:
Who's that?

Diego Campos:
That's my crazy aunt. We keep her locked up.

Sara Campos:
What's happened around here? I'm gone for a month, the chef dies, the restaurant is bankrupt, your ex-boyfriend is now engaged to my daughter, and I find you in bed with the gringo from across the street!

Tiffany:
I guess conversion therapy never works.

Diego Campos:
Don't say that. It worked for Mr. Mart?nez and Mr. Gonz?les.

Tiffany:
Not really. I heard they left their wives and ran away together. They're opening up a bed and breakfast... in Ensenada.

Diego Campos:
How was Europe?

Bianca Campos:
Europe? Honey, I ran out of cab fare in Riverside.

Jonathon Webber:
Wes, honey, you better get dressed. Adam and Steve are going to be here soon. Or is it Steve and Adam? The top usually goes first.