ECW Gangstas Paradise

Joey Styles:
[Raven is using an ether-soaked rag on Pitbull #2] Something stinks. Is that ether? Of all the low-down, old-time, take that crap to Smoky Mountain!

Joey Styles:
[while the Public Enemy are arguing in the back with 2 Cold Scorpio and New Jack, Joey Styles finds Steve Austin dressed as and imitating Hulk Hogan] You're Steve Austin!

Steve Austin:
That's where you're wrong, Mean Joey, because Steve Austin doesn't have what it takes to get it done in the ECW, brother. I was never allowed to reach past mid-card status in the WCW, brother. So you know what, dude? I looked at the greatest heavyweight champion of all time, brother, and I knew I had to start saying my prayers, I had to take the vitamins, brother I had to start training again. I had to get my mind right to do what it takes to get it done in the ECW dude. And you know what, brother? I'm saying my prayers

Johnny Grunge:
[Interrupts] Ohh, Steve-A-Mania, ohh, I'm a Steve-A-Maniac! [leaves]

Steve Austin:
The Stevester's here. Steve-A-Mania's gonna run wild on the ECW brother. I'm taking the vitamins, I'm saying my prayers [stops, pulls off headrag] I'm not gonna [tears off shirt] do this sh*t anywhere, not even in ECW, because there's no way this lame-ass sh*t is going to get the job done anywhere. [Walks away]

Joey Styles:
Oh my God!