ECW One Night Stand

John Layfield:
This show sucks. Kiss my ass!

Taz:
Why'd you come then?

John Layfield:
[the fans are chanting to JBL, you suck dick] I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit bootie?

The Fans:
[chanting to John Cena] Same old sh*t, same old sh*t!

The Fans:
[chanting about Lita] She's got herpes!

The Fans:
[chanting to Edge] F*** you Edge!

Adam Copeland:
[talking to Mick Foley before a match] Listen, you don't want to mess with these idiots, because this is their night, this is like, their Christmas, only their Santa Claus is fat, Jewish, bald, and he gives out an endless supply of [line is censored before he can finish]