Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy

[repeated line]

Ed:
GRAVY.

[Before going to a commercial break]

Ed:
When we get back from where we are going, we will return to where we were. I know people there!

Edd:
Eddy, Ed's been showing strange symptoms. I'm concerned.

Eddy:
I've been concerned about Ed since the first day I met him.

[after being woken up by Edd]

Eddy:
Who turned off the sun?

Jonny2X4:
See, Plank? I told you bunnies would take over the world, AND THEY HAVE! Luckily we prepared for this day, huh, pal?

Jimmy:
Sarah! Help! BUNNY ATTACK!

Sarah:
JIMMY!

Eddy:
Good thing I'm a man of the world.

Ed:
Those aren't rabbits, those are bunnies!

Edd:
You nearly scared me out of my one size fits all pajamas.

Lee:
Mom was right. Throw a man a bone and he'll mess up the carpet!

Ed:
He is Eddy, babe magnet to the, uh... babes.

[as his souffl? is ruined]

Jimmy:
Darn egg whites.

Eddy:
Let's go to my place and make pizza.

Edd:
I'll make the sauce.

Ed:
I'll get in the way and make a big mess.

Eddy:
Ed, stop eating all the cheese!

Ed:
Cheese? Swiss.

Eddy:
Pepperoni. Italian.

Ed:
Slicer, aluminum!

Eddy:
[annoyed when Ed fails to find any cash down the sofa] Tell me, Ed. What's it like having buttered toast for a brain?

Ed:
[Bringing in a big wheel of Cheese for the Pizza] Big cheese!

Eddy:
[chuckles] You talkin' to me, Ed?

Rolf:
Kevin! The Weight of the Bananas are Crushing Rolf's apples!

Rolf:
Ranger Johnny! Why have you chosen this day to rupture Rolf's Pumpernickel?

[walking by with a banana in each nostril]

Ed:
Buy one get one free! Huh huh huh huh...

Rolf:
A turnip for your thoughts, Kevin?

Ed:
I think there's a bug in my ear, Double D! [smacks his own ear and a T.V. comes out]

Edd:
This would be so much more bearable if I had my provisions! [pauses while giving Eddy a dark look] [Ed hops and neighs like a horse then laughs]

Eddy:
[striking a pose after Edd has complained yet again] What's that? [pause] I think it's the sound of no one caring! [another pause while giving Double D a dark look] Move it out!

[Eddy is in love with Nazz]

Eddy:
The Nazz's on the back of my Nazz are standing on Nazz...

Eddy:
[looking at himself in a mirror] Hey, good-lookin'!

[the mirror goes away, and Eddy chases after it]

Eddy:
Wait! I'm not done lookin'!

Jonny 2x4:
[the kids are looking for Jimmy] This way guys, Plank says he heard something.

Kevin:
Right, and I'm the King of Siam.

Rolf:
And Rolf is the head of cabbage.

Ed:
[Ed has been dressed in a monster costume] Cool, I feel transformed guys!

Eddy Skipper:
[Edd, and Eddy both start giggling] Look, Ed has a chin!

Edd:
[after Ed destroys the clubhouse] Are you alright Rolf?

Rolf:
Yes Ed boy thank you. All as well.

Rolf:
[Ed chomps Rolf] Please ask Rolf's family a livestock to remember the son of a shepherd.

Nazz:
Guys, I just found Plank without a Johnny.

Rolf:
Please ask Rolf's family and livestock to remember the son of a shepherd

Ed:
Prepare to meet your doom, buzz buzz with wings that flies!

Edd:
I'm surrounded by idiots.

Edd:
OH NO!

Eddy:
KANKERS!

Ed:
EXTREME CLOSE-UP!

[Eddy's attempt at an apology]

Eddy:
Here, Rolf. I'm sorry I hurt your whatever.

[everyone is going into the alley, ignoring Eddy]

Eddy:
What could be more important than me, Master Eddy?

Ed:
Cookie dough!

Ed:
I am one with my shoe size, Double D.

Eddy:
Oh, I'd swear, but standards won't let me.

Jimmy:
Something smells rotten in Denmark.

Ed:
Shush! My yeast is rising.

Edd:
[Stares at him] Nut Loaf, Ed?

Edd:
[pretending to be Ed] Gravy!

Ed:
Come on, Double-D. I don't say "gravy" all the time.

Edd:
Buttered toast, then!

Eddy:
[pretending to be Edd] Rolf said thank you! Isn't it refurbishing to hear politeness?

Ed:
Shush! My yeast is rising.

Edd:
Nutloaf, Ed?

Ed:
[imitating Eddy] I have caused discomfort, 'cause I'm Eddy HA HA HA!

Edd:
Seems the student has surpassed the master.

Ed:
But better!

[the kids are playing Truth or Dare]

Jonny2X4:
Buzz, buzz, buzz off Jonny. Buzz, buzz, buzz off Jonny.

[runs into fence]

Nazz:
You shouldn't have told him to buzz off, Kevin.

Ed:
Can I think?

Edd, Eddy:
NO!

Ed:
Eddy, truth or dare?

Eddy:
Okay, dare, Ed.

Ed:
Okay, I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and stalk like a zombie while whistling "Row Row Row Your Boat" through a car wash!

Edd:
Ed, try a more reasonable dare.

Ed:
Okay, I dare you to be Double D!

Edd:
[falls down while imitating Ed] Curse Ed's horrible posture.

Jimmy:
Through the teeth and under the gums! Watch out, tummy! Here it comes!

Eddy:
Let's learn! Last one to class is a... What am I saying?

Ed:
Love is like an onion: the more you peel away at it, the more it stinks.

Rolf:
[the Eds are on their last chance to become Urban Rangers] This is very easy, wiseguy Eddy.

Eddy:
I got it, Rolf. I just have to be a good neighbor, and I get a badge. Piece of cake.

Edd:
Remember Eddy, mind your manners

Ed:
Yip-Kai-Yoo!

Eddy:
[Eddy knocks. After the door opens] Good afternoon, neighbor! I baked you a pie and- [a hand reaches out and flips the pie into Eddy's face]

Sarah:
[knocking on the pie tin] Hello anybody home? [Eddy pulls the pie tin off of his face]

Edd:
Remember Eddy, manners. It's our last chance!

Sarah:
So, whassa matter? Cant'cha talk? Are you a baby?

Eddy:
[through gritted teeth] I baked you a pie, and...

Sarah:
[mockingly] My name is Eddy, and I wear a big, stinky diaper! [She sucks her thumb]

Eddy:
Hello, neighbor. I just thought...

Sarah:
Goo goo goo!

Eddy:
[beginning to sweat profusely] Excuse me, neighbor...

Sarah:
Aw, is baby gonna cry? [Eddy's teeth grind and his face turns red] Does baby want a bottle?

Eddy:
[Finally loses it] SHUT UP, SARAH! [Sarah is left rendered in shock]

Rolf:
[Losing HIS patience now] EDDY! NO WEE ROACH! NO URBAN RANGER! NO BADGE!

Edd:
Why are Eddy's clothes lying on the floor? Is he running around naked again?

Ed:
Do you smell buttered toast?

Eddy:
[has a huge hole in his stomach] Ed! Your stupid toy ate my breakfast!

Ed:
Am I the last human? I am alone. I AM HUNGRY.

Edd:
Ed, wait, I can make you a sandwich.

[Ed, Edd, and Eddy are left behind in a basement]

Rolf:
Are they from this planet?

Kevin:
Nope. They're from the land of the dorks.

Edd:
Listen to the sounds of the gears whirling and grinding!

Eddy:
Yeah, like my stomach.

[Jimmy gives Edd his piggy bank]

Jimmy:
Double Dee? Merry Christmas.

Edd:
Jimmy! Why thank you... but I couldn't.

Jimmy:
But it's Christmas!

Eddy:
I'll take it! Merry Christmas!

Sarah:
Hit the road, Scrooge!

Jimmy:
Aah! Mother Nature's attacking again!

Ed:
Oh no! My brain came out!

Eddy:
That's too big to be your brain, Ed!

Ed:
[after Eddy loses the election] Yay, way to lose Eddy!

Eddy:
Ha ha ha. I'm going to be king.

[Eddy crazily stuffs tags with his name on it - with some flying out - in the blue box. We hear drilling FX]

Edd:
Well, Eddy. It seems that is the fake box so your shananagans won't let you cheat.

[Edd has the real ballot box]

Ed:
Baby sister is sweet and cuddly, like dads bushy ear!

Jimmy:
There's a bright light, Sarah. A voice is calling me. Mmm, cookies.

Ed:
[after pressing play on Kevin's boom box] Let's get funky!

Eddy:
[after Nazz's poor Tuba audition for the telethon] Sign her up, Double D!

Edd:
Sign her up? Nazz single-handedly annihilated all that is music!

Kevin:
[mocking Eddy] "Ooh, welcome to the Dork telethon. I'm your twerp host Eddy. Won't you please help my cooler hairy friend?"

Rolf:
[Mocking Ed, forming his eyebrow into one] "Ya, please help me, for my eyebrow is growing like a garden weed!"

Kevin:
This telethon stinks!

Rolf:
Ya, I smell it!

Eddy:
[nervously] A phone call should come up any time

Kevin:
Like my lunch!

Ed:
This looks like the house from "I Was A Cotton Swab In Madame Tongue Itch's Earwax Museum: The Miniseries".

Eddy:
Hey, where's the room going?... Where am I going?... Huh? HELP! THE STAIRCASE IS EATING ME!

Ed:
[after hearing a ballerina music box] It's the phantom of the earwax!

Ed:
I found some grass.

Eddy:
Woop dee doo, Ed.

Edd:
[the knob for the front door fell off and rolled across the floor into a hole] Please tell me that didn't happen.

Ed:
It didn't happen

Ed:
[showing off his rear to a distorting mirror, which causes his rear to look huge] Big butt, so what?

Eddy:
Where are those sponges?

Ed:
SHH! The walls are have ears, Eddy! Follow me!

Eddy:
We're stuck here with two girls and a Jimmy.

Edd:
Exposed.

Eddy:
Busted.

Ed:
Nope, can't think of a word.

Ed:
[dressed as an octopus's tentacle] I am an Ed-o-pus, cuz I'm Ed!

Edd:
Well, this is a fine kettle of fish...

Eddy:
You guys gotta trust us! How are we supposed to rip you off if you don't trust us?

Eddy:
[about to punch Ed] It's an "invisible potato" in an "invisible slingshot".

Ed:
Where is it, Eddy?

Eddy:
Don't blink. [hits Ed causing him to see stars]

[after Wrecking Jimmy's Party]

Eddy:
Good luck catching us as we'll be invisible to the naked eye thanks to this baking powder vapor barrier! A shroud one might say...

Rolf:
You said a mouthful!

Ed:
Jib said his work here was done.

Edd:
Can we give it a rest already?

Eddy:
Oh Ed...

Edd:
Apparently not.

Rolf:
Do you have an invitation, overdressed Ed boy?

Eddy:
The crow caws at midnight.

Rolf:
And the cat sours the basil! Rolf would love to talk politics, but I must see your invitation.

Eddy:
[to Jib] I'll miss you like a hernia!

Ed:
Oh Kevin...

Kevin:
[Grabs Ed by the lips] Sheep-skinned seat covers.

Ed:
Woah, he knew what I was gonna say!

Eddy:
Kevin's got inside information! He knows even more than you Double D.

Edd:
Oh, really. Shall we investigate?

Ed:
Double D's got a plan, Eddy!

Eddy:
But that's my shtick...

Eddy:
Plunger Ed... Ed, plunger!... Are you counting your teeth again?

[Edd and Eddy consult Jonny 2X4 on Ed's imaginary friend]

Jonny 2x4:
Imaginary friend? What's that?

Eddy:
[nodding head towards Plank] C'mon, you know, an *imaginary* friend?

[pause]

Jonny 2x4:
Sorry, I don't know what you are talking about. Maybe Plank knows.

Eddy:
This is our expert?

Jonny 2x4:
Plank says to build an invisible trap.

Eddy:
Makes sense to me. Double-D, draw up the invisible plan.

Edd:
With invisible ink?

[laughs]

Edd:
This is becoming contagious.

[after finding a prize grabbing machine]

Jimmy:
Did it fall off a truck?

Sarah:
That's how my brother was born!

Ed:
Service is my middle toe.

Eddy:
How could you be so stupid?

Ed:
I watch cartoons, Eddy.

Ed:
[referring to Eddy's brother] Wait till he's seen how much I've grown.

Ed:
Hi, Kevin!

Eddy:
See that loser? That's Kevin, he's the neighborhood dork, I have to slap him every now and then just to show him who's boss!

Edd:
Eddy!

Kevin:
Neighborhood dork, huh? Hey, Double Dee you gettin this?

Eddy:
He collects underwear and gives it to the poor pretty stupid huh, bro? SLOW DOWN, KEVIN I WAS JUST KIDDING, STOP, PLEASE!

Ed:
Look at him bounce, Eddy's brother!

Edd:
Eddy are you alright?

Jonny 2x4:
[after the Eds take Jimmy's stuffed Bunny] Let's tickle them til' they wet their pants!

[Ed runs into a tree]

Ed:
That wasn't you Sara.

[the Eds are dressed in a tall uniform]

Eddy:
Hello, ladies. We're doing a survey and...

Edd:
[whispers] Eddy!

Eddy:
[changes his voice] I mean, um... I'm doing a survey and...

Lee:
Our mom's not home right now.

Marie:
Yeah, take a hike!

Eddy:
I was wondering... how many anchors do you own?

[grins]

May:
That's stupid!

Lee:
And you look familiar!

Marie:
Are you form an informercial?

Eddy:
No... I mean, Yes, and I'm very well known, quite popular, actually. You want my autograph?

Ed:
[pops out from the legs] I'm the legs!

[the costume falls apart]

Edd:
Oh my! Exposed!

May:
It's our boyfriends!

Marie:
Eddy's such a weasel!

Lee:
Let's get 'em, girls!

Ed:
Oh no! Not me!

[starts running]

Eddy:
Run, Ed! Run!

Ed:
If only we had a sack of potatoes.

Edd:
Ed. Potatoes won't aid us in any way.

Edd:
But we're being constrained by the intimacy of our situation.

Eddy:
And you kiss your mother with mouth?

Edd:
Even from this distance, the production values look remarkably cheap.

[Eddy takes Jimmy's outline, causing him to ooze into a nearby sewer]

Jimmy:
Fate has dealt a cruel hand. Darn it!

Eddy:
Those little twerps will be sorry they messed with THIS brainpower!

Edd:
I believe we'll all be sorry for that, Eddy.

[Eddy pulls out a bra from a dresser drawer]

Eddy:
Woo-hoo! PG 13!

Ed:
That's my Mom's, Eddy!

Eddy:
IIIIICK!

Ed:
Eddy, why is someone in the kitchen with Dinah?

Ed:
Movie good for Ed!

Ed:
[as Ed spies a cloud] Mmmm, cotton gravy!

Edd:
Ed, you put that back. You don't know where it's been.

Ed:
Oh, it's right here, Double D.

Ed:
Oh my liver. Oh my lasagna.

Edd:
Ed, lasagna isn't a major organ.

Ed:
It isn't?

Eddy:
Rolf why is there plastic on your furniture? To keep it fresh?

Edd:
Did you eat the sun again, Eddy?

Ed:
Can you guess what I'm doing?

Eddy:
I'm getting cramped here.

Edd:
We seem to be moving, Eddy.

Ed:
[Pops out of a cardboard doll] TV for me!

[Realizes that he's up on a light post]

Ed:
Uh... my parents moved the house, Eddy.

Ed:
[Eddy has jumped on Edd's head] Is it my turn to jump on your head?

Edd:
Let's just follow Eddy, shall we, Ed.

Ed:
Follow the leader!

[jumps on Edd's Head]

Ed:
My head is snoring! Make it stop!

[Ed jumps into a washing machine]

Ed:
Look what I found! One Eddy, and a whole bunch of doohickeys. I took it apart Double D, am I smart now?

Edd:
Let's not ask for miracles, Ed.

Eddy:
We've learned into fortune!

Edd:
Don't let the excitement spoil your grammar, Eddy.

Rolf:
Do not burn the candle at both ends, as it leads to the life of a hairdresser.

Ed:
Eddy, how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

Eddy:
Garages are for cars, Ed.

Ed:
Why thank you.

Ed:
I am a whale Eddy, an endagered mammal. Hug me!

Ed:
Eddy is my ideal pal. Soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes, yum!

Edd:
[Firing at the Kankers in the water fight] Oh, I feel it. I FEEL THE ADRENALINE, EDDY BABY!

Eddy:
[embarassed] Double D! Double D! Double D. [Edd stops firing] Relax, will ya? It's a toy. From Canada. Geez, how embarrassing!

Edd:
Don't worry, Jonny. All relationships start with a strong foundation.

Ed:
I live in a foundation, with all sorts of useless things that Jonny would talk to.

Eddy:
[scheming once more] Saved by the Ed.

Eddy:
If you can't beat 'em, show off! [Dances]

Ed:
[after bumping Edd, Eddy and Jimmy off the screen while dancing] In syncopated style!

Rolf:
Time for Rolf to show off his boog-a-loo. Ya!

Rolf:
[Grabs Eddy] Come! Boogaloo with Rolf! Show me where your mama lives! Ah, fresh. Try this one, Eddy! Boog! A! Loo!" [He performs a complicated dance move which ends up with Eddy's head stuck in the ceiling]

Jonny 2x4:
[sees all the inanimate objects at the party] They're all staring at me!

Eddy:
With a head like yours, I'd stare too.

Eddy:
If you can't beat 'em, show off.

Rolf:
My Papa would ridicule Rolf for the rolling of the sphere.

[Jimmy has chicken pox]

Ed:
It's so gross. Can I touch it?

Eddy:
[while temporarily insane] Hamandeggsandbutteredtoast!

Ed:
[after the Eds accidentally destroy the school during a dance] No school tomorrow!

Jonny 2x4:
Wow China, just like in the cartoons.

[what Ed hears during Edd's lecture]

Edd:
Blah blah, yap yap, dribble dribble dribble.

Ed:
Evil soap!

Ed:
Have mercy, child of the nether-world!

[after being inside a wall in an earlier episode Ed, Edd, Eddy, Jonny 2x4, and Plank are stuck in a wad of bubble gum in Ed's basement]

Edd:
Once again, our day ends with the three of us...

Eddy:
Stuck together in some nutty way, but wait, we have a guest tonight.

Ed:
I like the way Jonny's stuck.

Jonny 2x4:
Boy, Plank, how the heck did we ever end up here? If you weren't so scared into turning into chopsticks, we'd still be in China.

Eddy:
Can somebody scrape this guy off my shoe, please?

Edd:
[Duct-taping his mouth] Bad mouth! Bad!

Ed:
Tape!

Ed:
[after making Sarah's room a mess] Oh no. When Sarah finds out she'll tell mom and mom'll tell dad and he'll say, "Not now, I just got home from work."

Jonny2X4:
Plank and I want to hear a real story like Octopus's Gardens, Silver Hammers, and Mr. Kite.

Jimmy:
I'm a star.

Eddy:
Sumo wrestlers are revered.

Edd:
In Japan.

Eddy:
You'll have legions of fans to cater to your every whim.

Edd:
In Japan.

Rolf:
Eddy! How dare you cut Rolf in the front?

Eddy:
Ueh, what are you talking about - the front's that way!

[Which Eddy points his finger where the back is]

Edd:
[Strictly] I've been watching you and...

Eddy:
Whatever!

[Eddy stuffs his leg inside Edd's mouse causing him to look like a vacuum bag, with air in it]

Sign In The School:
No rough housing! We don't want a lawsuit.

Eddy Skipper:
[the weather is really hot] Water!

Edd "Double D" Mariam:
H2O, please.

Ed:
Gravy!

Ed:
Shwiggety Shwag what's in the bag?

Ed:
Is sitting naked in a wagon cool?

Eddy:
No, skunk pits, it isn't.

Eddy:
Wa... wa... wa... wa... wa... wa... water!

Edd:
H2o please.

Ed:
Gravy!

Ed:
Hey guys?

Eddy:
What is it Ed?

Ed:
I say, the cheese is always twice the fence post.

Eddy:
I wish I had a fence post, Ed.

Eddy:
[unenthusiastically] Ladies and gentlemen.

Ed:
Ladies and gentlemen!

Eddy:
Try our delicious.

Ed:
Try our deciduous!

Eddy:
En-O-Gee drink.

Ed:
...hello!

Sarah:
Quit hogging the pool. It's our turn.

Eddy:
No it isn't.

Sarah:
Yes it is.

Ed:
We are not movin'.

Sarah:
[annoyed] ED! GET OUT!

Eddy:
Hit the road! [He splashes water on Jimmy and Sarah] Put an egg in your shoe and beat it!

Jonny2X4:
[reading to Plank] How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck... Oh my!

Ed, Edd, Eddy:
[after Jonny accidentally launches Plank in the air and he heads toward the Eds] PLANK'S GONE MAD!

Ed:
One plus one equals one on a bun.

Ed:
My home is the cat's tuxedo, you guys!

May:
Marie, could you flip me over? I'm getting crispy. [Marie ignores her]

May:
Marie, flip me over! I'm getting crispy [Marie still ignores her]

May:
MARIE!

Lee:
Shut up, May! [Flips the folding chair May is sitting on over]

Edd:
I'm afraid they're becoming amorous, Eddy!

Eddy:
What's that mean? [Double-D whispers in his ear. All three Eds are running out of the room seconds later]

Eddy:
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!

Eddy:
Get over it! If she told you to jump in the lake with a rock tied to your head and wait for naked photos of you to develop so she could hand 'em out to all the kids in the cul-de-sac, would you?

Ed:
I had socks on, Eddy!

Eddy:
[disgusted] Ohhh!

Rolf:
May the fleas from your cow inflame your Rhubarb.

Rolf:
May Shower Scum Devour your head!

Ed:
Is it so wrong to be liked?

Ed:
Whoops, there it goes. Yup. My brain stopped.

Ed:
We are surrounded!

[the kids have circled them]

Edd:
Let's just do the right thing, Eddy, and work for the rest of our lives to buy Jonny a new home.

Eddy:
Yeah right! They'll never catch the Flying Eduardo Brothers!

[He rips off his shirt to reveal his original costume]

Edd:
You're still wearing that thing?

Eddy:
Hup hup!

Ed:
Ho ho, hip!

Jonny 2x4, Rolf:
Not again!

Rolf:
Those good-for-nothings are good for nothing!

Edd:
[trying to make Jonny more annoying] Well, I suggest something a little more on topic. Anchovies. The person who invented this smelly salty fish dish should have been imprisoned for the rest of their life.

Ed:
I glued a block of wood onto Jonny's foot.

Edd:
Ed, why did you glue a block of wood to Jonny's foot? And why these chains? Why the suit? Why Jonny?

Eddy:
[annoyed] Jonny, people really like it when you say "why" all the time!

Jonny 2x4:
Really? Why? Why?

Eddy:
Double D, provoke our creation.

Edd:
Boy Eddy, provoke? Those tutoring lessons must be paying off.

Edd:
A suit? Annoying?

Eddy:
It was the most annoying thing I could think of.

Edd:
My father wears a suit, Eddy!

Eddy:
Exactly!

Edd:
Ed, Eddy has that insidious look again!

Ed:
Eddy should eat more vegetables.

Jonny 2x4:
Kevin, look! I'm the bike pixie!

Eddy:
[baffled with Rolf liking Jonny, which causes their scam to backfire] What just happened? Rolf fell in love with the guy!

Edd:
It appears annoyance doesn't cross cultural boundaries.

Ed:
I think I just thunk!

Edd:
Was that English, Ed?

Edd:
By Jove, he's got it! Ed, how *did* you do that?

Ed:
Because I am a brother, and Eddy is a brother to Eddy's brother, and Eddy's brother is a brother to Eddy, as a brother I am.

Ed:
You did the brotherly thing, Double D.

Edd:
You think so, Ed?

Ed:
Think what, Double D?

Ed:
Cock-a-doodle-doo! Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Jonny2X4:
[talking to Plank] Do you think he'll lay an egg, buddy?

Ed:
My fantasy come true! I AM BUTTERED TOAST!

Ed:
I'm a gymbag! WAH HAH HAH HAH!

Lee:
I love it when you raise your eyebrow like that.

Eddy:
Ooh, you're not getting to me Lee Kanker!

Rolf:
[taunting at the Ed/Kanker wrestling match] Your garden is overgrown, and your cucumbers are soft!

Eddy:
Hey guys! What's big, round, and costs a nickel?

Ed:
Jawbreakers!

Edd:
Jawbreakers!

Eddy:
And away we g...

Sarah:
[Sarah and Jimmy get in his way] Now just a rotten minute! I Found my dolly, under my bed!

Jimmy:
It's true, and here she is, see?

Edd:
Will you please refrain from touching me while I am eating? Thank you.

Marie:
Humph. I'll touch whenever I *want*, buddy boy!

Edd:
I'm losing it! I'M LOSING IT!

Ed:
Double-D just lost it all over the ground, Eddy.

Lee:
The way to a man's heart is through his arteries. Add a little Kanker Secret Sauce... Catsup!

Eddy:
Someone or something is touching everybody's stuff.

Edd:
Better to have loved and lost...

Ed:
Than lost and found!

Eddy:
Insects bug me.

Jonny 2x4:
Woah. You guys are weird.

Eddy:
You know what they say, a little childhood trauma builds character.

Kevin:
[after Nazz asks him what he's ordering at the Ed's restaurant] I'm ordering the barf bag.

Nazz:
Where's THAT on the menu, Kevin?

Eddy:
Ed I'd tell ya I love ya but I ain't that kinda guy!

Eddy:
You dare hit the brother of Eddy's brother?

Eddy:
R-E-S-P-E-E-K! Respect!

[Eddy has just been attacked by a skunk, and Ed takes a whiff of him]

Ed:
Who stepped on a duck?

Ed:
[after Eddy has been crushed by a falling ice cream cart] Eddy's in pain now, he'll have to call you back [Hangs up the cursed phone] .

Rolf:
Edboy! Why does your face sag lower than Nana's inner thighs?

Eddy:
What happened to the stairs?

Ed:
My parents took them away because I am grounded.

Edd:
That's disturbing.

Ed:
But I am grounded, Eddy. I have been a bad boy.

[the Eds jump out of Ed's basement, with the stairs removed]

Ed:
Alley-Oop!

Edd:
Gracious!

Eddy:
Geronimo!

Eddy:
Maybe if you're good, I'll clip your toenails for you!

Ed:
Oh, be still my heart...

Jonny2X4:
[staring at Plank] You gotta blink sometime, you rascal, you.

[a flood of soda falls on him and Plank]

Jonny2X4:
Gesundheit!

Ed:
A is for Helping a friend in need. B is for Lifting Eddy and Double D. C is for Grapefruit, which I don't like one bit.

Eddy:
Ed, do you understand a word Double Dee says?

Ed:
Pass the mustard.

Eddy:
My brother told me that chicks are only moved by one thing - cash.

Edd:
That is so superficial, Eddy. Female admirers want meaningful things like sincerity, respect and good grooming.

Ed:
And potato chips.

Eddy:
[referring to Jonny] Does this guy sleep through the whole show?

Eddy:
I'd rather wear Ed's underwear for a week.

Ed:
Not today Eddy, I'm flyin' solo.

[as they are streaking]

Jonny 2x4:
Woohoo. Feel the wind plank.

Eddy:
Help.

Edd:
Please assist.

Ed:
Ketchup.

Eddy:
Anybody listening?

Ed:
Just a squirt?

Edd:
Signs are meant to be read.

[smashing his head on the ground]

Ed:
I'm a woodpecker. Except with dirt.

Jonny 2x4:
Boy, Plank. Ever feel as though you might as well be talking to a piece of wood?

Ed:
[wearing a skull on his head] I am dead from the neck up!

Ed:
I'm smarter than a sign!

Kevin:
They're just trying to bug me... and it worked!

Ed:
[Flying with soda rushing out of his nostrils] Gassy!

Eddy:
[as he is picketing] Rolf's a jerk, ain't gonna work! Rolf's a jerk, ain't gonna work! Rolf's a jerk, ain't gonna work! Rolf's a jerk...

Jonny2X4:
[interrupts him] We hate brocoli!

Eddy:
[resumes picketing]... Ain't gonna work!

Rolf:
I love this music! It is so shiny!

Eddy:
Will you ever cease to amaze me?

Ed:
Yes, I will, Eddy!

Ed:
That's my horse!

Edd:
Hello... oh... uh... I was going to-.

Marie:
Ask me on a date?

May:
Sweep me off my feet?

Lee:
Stand in line girls.

Edd:
Oh... yes... uh... could I trouble you for a cup of sugar?

Marie:
He wants to share condiments.

May:
We're so alike.

Marie:
[hitting May] Back off bowser.

Lee:
Marie. Grab him before her runs away.

Edd:
[hugged by all 3 girls] Ladies, please...

May:
We're ladies.

Lee:
He said "Please".

Marie:
Let's kiss him.

Edd:
Kiss? No! Not that!

Edd:
Let me salvage what's left of this plot.

Eddy:
Whatever... But if it works, it was my idea!

Eddy:
It's gonna take me forever to fix all this air!

Ed:
What a tree bark.

Eddy:
Sap, Ed. Sap.

Eddy:
[running after Edd] "No, wait! You got it all wrong pal, it was all Ed's fault and Kevin, as usual.

Edd:
Kevin?

Eddy:
Yeah, that square-headed jerk.

Edd:
But Kevin wasn't in this show, Eddy."

Rolf:
Away with you, protuberance of the flesh!

Eddy:
[after Rolf gets rid of Eddy's zit] What happened to my head?

Ed:
It is so puny!

Edd:
This is worthy of a Nobel Prize!

Eddy:
What'd you do to me, you quack?

Rolf:
Quack? I am Rolf.

Eddy:
You're a quack! Quack quack quack!

Rolf:
I am not a duck, I am Rolf!

Edd:
[with a notepad] How did you know what ingredients would react in such a way as to come to this conclusion?

Rolf:
What?

Ed:
My turn for shrinkage, Rolf!

Eddy:
Fix me!

Edd:
Tell me!

Ed:
Shrink me!

Rolf:
Stay back!

[runs from the Eds]

Eddy:
Get him!

[chasing Rolf]

Eddy:
Wait'll I get my hands on you! Fix my head, you quack!

Ed:
He's strong!

[He laughs as they continue to chase Rolf]

Ed:
PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER!

Jimmy:
Antonucci?

Jonny2X4:
Hey, guys! I'm inside my own head! Pretty weird, huh?

Eddy:
Oh, hey guys. Dad's rug really does the trick, huh?

Ed:
[freaked out] Attack the wig! [Ed grabs the wig with his mouth and shakes his head like a dog]

Edd:
[shocked] Ed! You're violating a hairpiece!

Ed:
Wigs scare me, Double D.

Ed:
They say an elephant never forgets Double D, but I forget what the elephant remembered.

Ed:
[grabs Edd and opens his mouth, yells to Edd's 'hiccups'] I am a zombie and I will malice you with a shoehorn!

Edd:
[hiccups away from Ed and lands on Eddy, panicking] Malice me with a shoehorn? [hiccups twice all around the room with head breaking through floor]