Edward Flemmings' Please Enjoy Segment

Anjani Leonard:
I like you, Edward. You remind me of the man who used to assist the man who used to wax my bikini area.

Edward P. Flemmings:
[to himself] I could... be that man.

Anjani Leonard:
And I understand that you've had a lot of losses recently in that... personal life of yours.

Edward P. Flemmings:
[laughs nervously] Well, if by my children, yes... I... uh, my family. All dead. Except for my wife. Ex-wife. Zombies ate the kids and my wife, [rambles giddily] she ran off with one of the zombies. Very complicated. But I don't hate her for it. He had a better investment portfolio going for him, among other things...

Anjani Leonard:
Edward, time is money.

Edward P. Flemmings:
[laughs heartily] Yes, yes! Dinner! We *should* have dinner!

Anjani Leonard:
[looks on, baffled]...