Edward Scissorhands

Kim:
Hold me.

Edward:
I can't.

Bill:
Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.

Jim:
Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places.

Kim:
Before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. I don't think it would be snowing now if he weren't still up there. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.

Esmerelda:
Have you sheep strayed so far from the flock?

Edward:
We're not sheep.

Peg Boggs:
Blending is the secret!

Bill:
Soup's on!

Edward:
I thought this was shish kabob.

Edward:
Lemonade?

Peg Boggs:
How was it?

Edward:
It was great. She showed me all the wallpaper and where everything is going to go.

Peg Boggs:
Well that's nice.

Edward:
And then she brought me in the back room where she took all her clothes off.

Edward:
Because you asked me to.

Edward:
I knew it was Jim's house.

Kim:
Then... why did you do it?

Edward:
Because you asked me to.

Jim:
I'd give my left nut to see that again.

Edward:
Give it to my loved ones?

Peg Boggs:
What happened to you?

Edward:
I'm not finished.

Edward:
Goodbye.

Kim:
I love you.

Officer Allen:
Will he be OK, Doc?

Psychologist:
The years spent in isolation have not equipped him with the tools necessary to judge right from wrong. He's had no context. He's been completely without guidance. Furthermore, his work - the garden sculptures, hairstyles and so forth - indicate that he's a highly imaginative... uh... character. It seems clear that his awareness of what we call reality is radically underdeveloped.

Officer Allen:
But will he be all right out there?

Psychologist:
Oh yeah, he'll be fine.

Peg Boggs:
Darn this stuff!

Jim:
The only thing that guy hangs onto tighter is his dick.

Pull hard enough and a baby will pop out

Ich hab dicke Eier! Ich bin auf der Suche nach ner Frau und rufe:
"Ich hab dicke Eier!" Ich bin auf ner Feier und bin fly wie Geier.

Peg:
What happened to you? Where are your parents? Your mother? Um...father?

Edward:
He didn't wake up.

Esmeralda:
It's not heaven he's from! It's straight from the stinking flames of hell! The power of Satan is in him; I can feel it. Can't you? Have you poor sheep strayed so far from the path?

Edward:
We're not sheep.

Esmeralda:
Don't come near me!

Esmeralda:
He has been sent first to tempt you. But it's not too late. You must push him from you, expel him! Trample down the perversion of nature!

Joyce:
Did you hear that? [chuckles] He's a perversion of nature. Why, isn't that exciting?

Bill:
So, Edward, did you have a productive day?

Edward:
Mrs. Monroe showed me where the salon's going to be. You could have a cosmetics counter.

Peg:
Wouldn't that be great?

Bill:
Great.

Edward:
And then she showed me the back room where she took all of her clothes off.

Bill:
[without listening] Edward, I can't tell you how thrilled I am, I'm just as pleased as punch. This whole beauty parlor venture is gonna teach you volumes and nothing like running your own business. I've never done it myself, but from what I gather it's the greatest satisfaction a working man can have.

Kim:
Hold me.

Edward:
[tries to hold her]...I can't.

Peg:
The light concealing cream goes on first. Then you blend, and blend, and blend. Blending is the secret.

Peg:
You know- damn those TV programs!

Bill:
Damn them all to hell.

[After Jim drove Edward away for hurting Kim out of jealousy when it was just an accident during an ice dance...]

Kim:
Where is he?

Jim:
He tried to hurt you.

Kim:
No, he did not, and you know it!

Jim:
Are you nuts?! I just saw him!

Kim:
Jim, I don't love you anymore. I just want you to go, okay? Just go.

Jim:
Are you serious? I'm gonna lose you to that? He isn't even human.

Kim:
Just get out of here, okay?! Just go!

Jim:
[walks away]

Jim:
[last words] Hey! I said, "Stay away from her!" [Edward stabs him in the stomach and pushes him to fall out of a window to his death]

Edward:
F*** you jimmy, your a bitchy a**hole.

Jimmy:
and you're no better

Edward here, i love munching on poo