El artista y la modelo

L?a:
Artists have the right to see women naked. Artists and doctors.

Henri:
What about priests?

L?a:
What about them?

Henri:
Do they have the right to see women naked?

Mar?a:
How does it feel to pose naked?

L?a:
Nothing special. You get used to it right away.

Mar?a:
Did you like it?

L?a:
I did and I was in demand too. I posed for some artists. Once I posed for an entire class.

Mar?a:
Were they all men?

L?a:
Yes. No... there were women too.

Mar?a:
Do men pose naked too?

L?a:
Of course.

Mar?a:
Do they pose naked with naked women?

L?a:
Sure sometimes, why not? Why do you ask? You're not thinking of posing naked too, are you?

Mar?a:
Yes, me posing... I have nothing better to do!

Marc Cros:
There are two proofs that God exists. The first and most important is the woman's body. Genesis and all that is malarkey. Can you imagine God creating man? There is no need to make God look like a fool... All this beauty, paradise. And then he thought of creating a being for Himself, a beautiful creature, a perfect one, one to share the world with. A being to keep him company through eternity, unending and probably boring. Someone to embrace in winter and whose skin could be caressed in summer. He created woman and called her Eve.

Cura:
Shame on you.

Ni?os:
Father, it was Henri. He's going to be a painter when he grows up.

Cura:
A painter?

Ni?os:
So he can watch naked women all day.