Electra Woman and Dyna Girl

The Sorcerer:
Your attention, my kilowatt cuties!

Ali Baba:
A special fragrance, designed especially for you! Metamorphosis Formula No. 9!

Dyna-Girl:
Electra-close! But not close enough!

Dynagirl:
That cave must be Ali Baba's hideaout. This was Electra-easy.

Electra Woman:
Too easy, DynaGirl.

Ali Baba:
[to Professor Nabakov] Enough. You've exhausted my impatience.

Ali Baba:
[addressing the Genie] I don't care what you do to him, just get that formula.

Dynagirl:
[entering Ali Baba's cave] Electra-wow!

Ali Baba:
Ah, it's time for a change: [sprays a fragrance on Dyna Girl] A special fragrance, designed especially for you: Metamorphosis formula no. 5

Ali Baba:
Bravo, Dyna Girl. You're more evil than I dared hope for!

Dynagirl:
Forget the compliments, we're wasting time!

Dynagirl:
[Electra Woman fires an electra-beam at the evil Dyna Girl] Electra-close! But not close enough.

Electra Woman:
Negative. There's no way to break her power!

Professor Nabakov:
Let me try, Electra Woman. I have some experience with computers.

Judy:
I love being on the cover of Newsmaker magazine. But not this way.

Empress of Evil:
And, as a true believer in divide and conquer, I shall make my first move! [fires bolts of lightning at Electra Woman and Dyna Girl]

Lucrecia:
Oh, how evil you are, my beloved Empress of Evil! [laughs]

Electra Woman:
I advise you not to come any closer, Empress of Evil!

Lucrecia:
[outraged] She advises you not to come any closer? Did you hear that, my beloved Empress?

Empress of Evil:
I heard that, Lucretia. I will destroy you and I will destroy your precious Electra Base!

Dynagirl:
Sorry to ruin your plans, Empress Boll Weevil, but...

[Electra Woman and Dyna Girl fire their Electra-beams]

Frank Heflin:
Electra Woman, Dyna Girl, Crimescope's readout indicates a strange anti-power coming from the Empress of Evil! You're Electra comps are useless against her!

Electra Woman, Dynagirl:
[answering him through their Electra comps] Thanks for the information, Frank.

Empress of Evil:
I will tell you what I intend to do - simply to rule the entire world. I shall be Empress of the World!

Dynagirl:
Yeah? Well, we've got a better place for you to rule. It's about six feet by six feet with iron bars!

Dynagirl:
A Banshee, huh? Well, if somebody's in for it, it's not going to be us.

Dynagirl:
Electra-wow! This place is decorated in early yuck!

Electra Woman:
Now, Dyna Girl: Electra-degravitate!

Dynagirl:
[they start pushing buttons on their Electra-comps] Electra-degravitate. The most beautiful word in the world!

Judy:
What a story! Listen, we better get over to Newsmakers and file it right away.

Lori:
Yeah.

Frank Heflin:
Just a magazine story? You've got enough here for a whole book!

Judy:
Hey, that's not a bad idea. I got it, we'll dedicate it to you! [slaps Frank on the shoulder]

Frank Heflin:
Oh, you don't have to... [catches on] Oh, you're joking!

Judy:
Ah! [they all burst out laughing]

Lori:
Oh Frank!

Judy:
We love to joke with you.

Side Man:
Hey man, I really dig this gig you're planning, but you know, the last time I heard those freaky cords, I couldn't stop myself from walking into a wall and almost, eh, bustin' my nose.

Glitter Rock:
Glamtastic! Must have been my rendition of 'Straighten yourself up tall and bump into the wall'.

Glitter Rock:
Good day, your Royal High dude, you can't split now, the concert's just about to begin, like now.

Electra Woman:
Laugh while you can, Glitter Rock. Crimescope will analyze your glitter alloy and get through it.

Glitter Rock:
[laughs] No way, Electra-Chick! Those walls are gonna keep moving in, and hit with a big bang! Music to my ears!

[Side Man cackles]

Dynagirl:
Now I know what a sardine feels like!

Dynagirl:
[arriving back at the Magnolia Theatre] I have a feeling I've seen this show before.

Glitter Rock:
Hey, welcome to my special performance. The first number is called 'You're mine, all mine, and never again will you see the sun shine'.

Electra Woman:
[plummeting down a shaft] Electra-degravitate!

Electra Woman:
King Alex, you stay here. Keep Dyna Girl's Electra-Comp trained on those two sour notes. [to Dyna Girl] Let's go.

King Alex X of Tourembourg:
This is going to be a Royal pleasure.

Princess Cleopatra:
Hm, won't be long now...

The Pharaoh:
Your plan is going brilliantly, my conniving Cleopatra.

Dynagirl:
[about to be crushed by a 20 ton stone slab] We've never been in a tighter spot, Electra Woman!

Electra Woman:
Well, think of this as a challenge, Dyna Girl.

Electra Woman:
Ready to carry on?

Dynagirl:
Like Electra-now! I've got a few words for our friend the Pharaoh.

Electra Woman:
Shall we?

Dynagirl:
Of course!

The Pharaoh:
If I seem surprised, please forgive me. I knew you young ladies were clever, but I never expected you to escape from the last trap we set.

The Pharaoh:
You may proceed, Cleopatra.

Princess Cleopatra:
With a vengeance, my pet.

Dynagirl:
[to the asps] Sorry, but we can't stay for dinner.

Electra Woman:
Since we're the dinner.

Electra Woman:
[to Dyna Girl] Put yourself on full brightness. That way we can saturate both the walls at the same time.

The Pharaoh:
[to Electra Woman] I know this is highly unusual, but would you allow me to shake your hand?

Princess Cleopatra:
I'm looking forward to being Queen of the world.

Electra Woman:
You'll have to have pretty good eyesight to look that far into the future, Cleopatra.

Dynagirl:
That's right. We figure you're future's at twenty years to life of hard labor.

Electra Woman:
And just think what that's going to do to your nails.

The Pharaoh:
I'm not going to bother asking you two how you managed to escape once again from my trap, I'm sure you were positively brilliant.

Electra Woman:
Of course.

Dynagirl:
Electra-confusing! A space time disturbance?

Electra Woman:
What does it all mean, Frank?

Dynagirl:
Let's get going!

Frank Heflin:
Now just a second, the Sorcerer has obviously come up with the greatest trick of his evil career. You'll probably need my new Electra-device to even the odds.

The Sorcerer:
Welcome. I thought it would take you much longer to make your entrance. I'm afraid I underestimated you.

Electra Woman:
And I'm afraid we'll have to bring down the curtains on your magic act.

The Sorcerer:
Just a moment, my transistorized toilers for justice, If you'lll allow me, I will do what no other magician has ever done before: explain my fantastic tricks.

The Sorcerer:
And now, if you will excuse me, I have an appointment in the year 1502.

Dynagirl:
Leonardo Da Vinci? Electra-far out!

Electra Woman:
That it is, Sorcerer, but it's about to come to an end.

The Sorcerer:
Without your Electra-comp, you're no match for me, my clumsy computerized combo!

Miss Dazzle:
Gosh, I don't know why I have to stay here while everybody else is having fun.

Miss Dazzle:
Hurry, Sorcerer, do something before they get out of that thing!

The Sorcerer:
Don't worry you're empty little head, Miss Dazzle, this has all been just a rehearsal for the finale.

Miss Dazzle:
Author! Author!

The Sorcerer:
I wish I could re-write this scene, but I'm afraid I may have to make a sacrifice.

The Sorcerer:
I've done it! I've beaten those diode dollies! They're trapped in time... forever!

The Pharaoh:
Behold: at last I have my treasure!

Princess Cleopatra:
What's so great about a crummy little pyramid? It doesn't even go with our furniture.

The Pharaoh:
At last I have what's rightfully mine. After all, I am a direct descendant of Ramses the Second.

Princess Cleopatra:
Whatever you say, darling. It's all Egyptian to me.

Electra Woman:
That is incredible, Frank! But explain this: why does it make you and Dyan Girl go into slow motion?

Frank Heflin:
Actually, nothing slowed, Electra Woman, it was you who sped up. You see, with Electra-strobe you, eh, you move, you react, you even think ten thousand times faster than normal.

The Pharaoh:
Now remember, my dear Cleopatra, the point is to get them to this point.

Princess Cleopatra:
In front of the projector.

The Pharaoh:
Correct. And this movie will prove to be the final and last reel in the careers of Electra Woman and Dyna Girl. [laughs a mighty evil laugh]

Dynagirl:
My Electra-comp isn't working either!

Electra Woman:
Or mine. the Pharaoh has really done it this time!

Narrator:
[off screen] The Pharaoh has really done it indeed! Is this the end for Electra Woman and Dyna Girl?

Dynagirl:
This time we'll be ready for the Pharaoh's mummyfying spray!

The Pharaoh:
Princess Cleopatra, permit me to introduce Solaris, a creature of pure energy. No force in the world can stop this fantastic creature and he's here to heed my every command!

Princess Cleopatra:
This I've got to see.

The Pharaoh:
And you shall see, as soon as...

Electra Woman:
[enter Electra Woman] As soon as you're out of jail!

Dynagirl:
Electra Woman, what's that thing? [points at Solaris]

The Pharaoh:
Inquisitive little pest, aren't you?

Electra Woman:
Frank, what hit us?

Frank Heflin:
[at the Electra-base] Fifty thousand three hundred and seven point eight one volts of static electricity!

The Pharaoh:
[on Television screen] Good evening ladies and gentlemen of the television audience. In case you haven't heard, I am the Pharaoh. If we should ever meet face to face, you may address me as 'your Royal Highness'.

Dynagirl:
That conceited self-assured fanatic! If I ever get my hands on his sick head...

Narrator:
And so the powerless ElectraWoman and DynaGirl speed to the Pharaoh's hideout to confront the energy creature.

The Pharaoh:
It's gone. You've destroyed Solaris!

Princess Cleopatra:
Time for me to take a powder!

The Sorcerer:
First I must get rid of those interfering voltage vixens.

Miss Dazzle:
Who?

The Sorcerer:
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl!

Judy:
Electra-Wow! Lucky he's only a man-eating tiger!

Spider Lady:
[disguised as a reporter] How much is the Golden Spider worth?

Monk:
To those who believe: everything. More than life itself.

Lori:
Wow! That much, huh?

Judy:
I think I know what you can get me for my birthday, Lori...

Leggs:
Ah, Spider Lady what a tangled web you weave!

Spider Lady:
Well of course, Leggs, what did you expect?

Narrator:
[narrating] A tangled web indeed, Electra Woman is unable to reach Electra-Comp and seems at the mercy of the Spider Lady

Electra Woman:
[using her Electra-comp] Dyna Girl, come in Dyna Girl.

Dynagirl:
Yes, Electra Woman, I've captured one of Spider-lady's henchmen and he's not planning to go anywhere for a while.

Electra Woman:
Good work, Dyna Girl, I'm on the trail of Spider Lady herself.

Dynagirl:
Keep in touch!

Electra Woman:
[laughs] I'll write every day!

Electra Woman:
[to Spider Lady] If you think you can scare me into stealing the golden spider for you, you are sadly mistaken.

Dynagirl:
[to the fake Electra Woman] Knock it off, you Electra-Phony!

Dynagirl:
Electra-ridiculous! If you really are Electra Woman, what's Frank's middle name?

Frank Heflin:
[through Electra-comp] Electra Woman, Dyna Girl, come in!

Electra Woman:
We hear you, Frank, loud and clear.

Dynagirl:
Did I ever tell you what a beautiful voice you have?

Frank Heflin:
Well, I always wanted to be a newscaster on television... Will you cut that out, now go and find Spider Lady. You're working on a limited power source!

Frank Heflin:
[reading the cover of 'Newsmakers magazine'] 'Spider Lady captured by heroines'. Super Heroines. Anyone we know?

Lori, Judy:
Why Frank, you made a funny!