Elevator

Henry Barton:
I'll do it! I'll cut the b*tch.

Jane Redding:
I don't wanna die on an elevator.

George Axelrod:
When did we started asking terrorists for protection?

Mohammed:
I'm the security guard.

George Axelrod:
Yeah. That's what they all say. Hey, Bin Laden, I'm joking. Terrorists have no sense of humor.

Don Handley:
I can't reach it! I can't reach it!

Jane Redding:
I have a bomb.

Jane Redding:
Barton Investiments lost all our money.

George Axelrod:
F***, f***, f***. I knew it.

Mohammed:
Please watch your language. There are women and children in here.

George Axelrod:
My language? Do you hear that, he's worried about my language. We're hanging here squeezed like f***ing sardines 50 floors up and my language is the problem? I bet language wasn't the problem when you were blowing people up.

George Axelrod:
She just pressed the stop button.

Madeline Barton:
It was an accident, grandpa.

Henry Barton:
It was an accident. Say you're sorry, Madeline.

Madeline Barton:
Sorry.

George Axelrod:
She did it on purpose. She looked right at me then she pressed it.

Madeline Barton:
You're lying!

George Axelrod:
I saw you!

Madeline Barton:
Liar!

George Axelrod:
Evil little b*tch! I know what I saw.

Henry Barton:
Mr. Axelrod, you're fired.

George Axelrod:
Fine, I don't give a f***. Just get me out of here. Let me take the stairs.

[last lines]

Martin Gossling:
[composing himself on now being trapped with a bomb] Well... I guess... I'm the hero