Elvis XXX: A Porn Parody

James Dean:
[after Elvis left after the first time meeting] That Elvis fellow, he sure is interesting.

Natalie Wood:
Jimmy!

James Dean:
Sorry.

Young Elvis:
[sings to the tune of the 'Hawaiian Wedding Song'] I will f*** you longer then forever, promise me to swallow all my load.

The King:
[to Marilyn] I tell you baby, you've got my temperature risin', baby.

Ali:
I'm the greatest. Man, I'm the fastest man that ever been. Man, I so fast, when I turn out the lights, I'm in bed before the room get's dark.

: What my mom told me, well exactly, cause she like never officially admitted that I was her daughter, but what she told me was: When they were filming in Vegas he was so smitten with her that on the first day of rehearsal he actually ripped her clothes of. Not that she had a lot of clothes to start of with.

Shirley:
What my mom told me, well exactly, 'cause she, like, never officially admitted that I was her dauther, but what she told me was: When they were filming in Vegas he was so smitten with her that on the first day of rehearsal he actually ripped her clothes of. Not that she had a lot of clothes to start of with.