Escape from L.A.

Surgeon General of Beverly Hills:
My God, they're real!

Snake Plissken:
I got just one question. Which one of you a**holes gets to die trying to stick me?

President:
What's it going to be, Plissken? Them or us?

Snake Plissken:
I shut down the third world, you win they lose. I shut down America, they win you lose. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Snake Plissken:
Sad story. You got a smoke?

Cuervo Jones:
I give you the death of SNAKE PLISSKEN!

Snake Plissken:
Let's say I come back and I have your black box. Who'll give me the antiode to the virus?

Malloy:
A medical team will be standing by.

Snake Plissken:
Neither one of you will be there?

Malloy:
No.

Snake Plissken:
Good!

Malloy:
Ha! Figured you might try that, hotshot. That's why the first clip is loaded with blanks. Bye bye, Snake. Good luck!

Snake Plissken:
Who are you?

President:
I'm your President.

President:
Man is too dumb to survive L.A.

Malloy:
We're holograms, Plissken.

Malloy:
For God sakes, don't do it Snake!

Snake Plissken:
My name's Plissken.

Hershe Las Palmas:
What's in it for me?

Snake Plissken:
I know that voice. You're Carjack Malone.

Snake Plissken:
Got a smoke?

Malloy:
The United States is a non-smoking nation! No smoking, no drugs, no alcohol, no women - unless you're married - no foul language, no red meat!

Snake Plissken:
Land of the free.

Cuervo Jones:
You might have survived Cleveland. You might have escaped from New York. But this is L.A., vato. And you're about to find out that this f***ing city can kill anybody!

Snake Plissken:
Your rules are really beginning to annoy me.

Snake Plissken:
Welcome to the human race.

Taslima:
What are you doing here in LA?

Snake Plissken:
Dying.

President:
You'll be given a full pardon for every moral crime you've committed in the United States.

Snake Plissken:
Sounds familiar.

Snake Plissken:
You'd better hope I don't make it back!

Malloy:
Slow down, Snake!

Snake Plissken:
You slow down, d*ckhead! I'm the one dying!

Duty Sergeant:
What would you say to all of us who believed in you, who looked up to you, who thought you stood for right over wrong, good over evil? Be my guest. What do you have to say, Plissken?

Snake Plissken:
Call me Snake.

Cuervo Jones:
Two hoops, full court. Ten-second shot clock. Miss a shot, you get shot. Shot clock buzzer goes off before you shoot, you get shot. Two points for a basket, no three-point bullshit. All you gotta do is get ten points. That's it.

Cuervo Jones:
By the way, nobody's ever walked off that court alive. Nobody.

Snake Plissken:
I'm gonna give you a**holes a chance. What do you say we play a little Bangkok Rules?

Snake Plissken:
Nobody draws until this hits the ground.

Snake Plissken:
Draw.

Malloy:
This is your last chance, hotshot.

Snake Plissken:
For what?

Malloy:
Freedom.

Snake Plissken:
In America? That died a long time ago.

Map to the Stars Eddie:
Gee, L.A. just loves a hero.

Snake Plissken:
You know where I can find Cuervo Jones?

Skinhead:
What do I look like a f***in' tourist guide?