Escape from New Jersey

Jack Burton:
Waitress, beer me!

Donna Kinski:
So what are you doing in Jersey, Snake?

Snake Plissken:
Looks like I'm walking, because the bar I was getting drunk at kicked me out.

Snake Plissken:
I've had a long f***ing weekend. What do you want from me?

Armando Barone:
What do I want? Snake I want my money.

Gwar Fan:
Reach for the sky one eye!

Snake Plissken:
That's a nice piece of hardware.

Gwar Fan:
Top'O the line, black market sh*t. Now reach for the f***ing sky and give me those God damn creds!

Snake Plissken:
I'll take the gun.

Jack Burton:
Rough day?

Snake Plissken:
You don't wanna know.

Jack Burton:
Yeah I had me onea those not too long ago way out West. I tell ya, it was like the Gods looked down on me and asked is there anything we can do to make your day more worse than it already is. I'm thinking to myself...

Snake Plissken:
Anyone ever tell you, you talk too much?

Jack Burton:
Every damn day, but seriously.

Snake Plissken:
Shut the f*** up!

Donna Kinski:
Can you believe he left me out there to be eaten alive by those Crazies?

Dana Kinski:
Oh my God are you okay?

Donna Kinski:
Yeah, I'm fine. No thanks to the mighty Snake Plissken over here. If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathroom washing the blood out from my cloths!

Jack Burton:
You know if we keep meeting like this, people's heads are gonna turn.

Snake Plissken:
Oh f***, you?

Jack Burton:
ME! How ya doin', Snake? You look like you've been running from a few unsavory characters.