Eurotrash

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What tonight's celebrity doesn't realise is that just because you're a celebrity doesn't mean you have talent and just because you have talent doesn't mean you're a celebrity. But when you have both its pure magic. Enough about me...

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You're obviously a girl of many talents - singing, dancing, acting, posing naked in public without getting arrested. Something I've never managed to do.

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Every once in a while a group comes along which changes the way we think and feel about pop music. Unfortunately this is not one of those groups.

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Bonsieur my British chums and welcome to another gender bending, deeply offending we all know I'm gay to I'll just stop pretending, edition of Eurotrash.

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Good news my British chums, it's time for another edible but credible edition of Foreign Tongues.