Eve Is Dead

Greg:
Young 22 year old girl. She doesn't weigh much more then a wet towel. Up all night drinking, god knows what drugs.

Veronika:
It was a party.

Greg:
Right, 'Let's go swimming at 4'oclock in the morning'

Heather:
Everytime someone told you no, you just gave up. Do you know how much rejection I had to go through to get to where I am. I had to work for this.

Jack:
Well aren't you just f***ing perfect

Leia:
What about you, are you a homeowner or do you rent?

Paxton Swafford the III:
Me? No, I don't own any homes yet.

Leia:
Speaking of... I don't think I ever caught your age

Paxton Swafford the III:
I'm... in April I'll be 20.

Leia:
...28... 29...?

Paxton Swafford the III:
20.

Leia:
You're 19.

Paxton Swafford the III:
Well 19 and three quarters yeah.

Leia:
Wow. That's pretty young... about a year and 4/5th's ago, this would have been illegal.

Paxton Swafford the III:
...You know I had a dog named Chewy once.

Leia:
Oh me too. I had actually had a rodent or animal for about every animal of the cast.

Paxton Swafford the III:
That sure reminds me of my dog... She died. That's why I don't write about death in my poems

Adam:
Well they're not the most cultured. Well, they're "Cultured." But they just didn't understand what you were saying. They probably haven't even seen a foreign person before unless they were tending their gardens.

Ethan:
Making cupcakes?

June:
Yeah for my cousins 16th birthday. We're all bringing something sweet. So I"m bringing funfetti cupcakes. Just fun. Fun, fun, funfetti.

June:
June and Jake at the lake.

Ethan:
This is a new addition. Never seen something like this in your kitchen

June:
You know I'm not a big drinker. It was there, it was on sale. A big orange sign. I think it's a good brand.

Ethan:
I've heard of it, if that helps... Let's take some cheap shots.

June:
You know all about those. So that's perfect.

Greg:
She said that you could do anything you set your mind to. So the question is, what do you want. And how badly do you want it.

Leia:
Hi! Leia, how you doing?

Leia:
...Paxton?

Paxton Swafford the III:
Yup! Pac-Man! Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp!

Leia:
That was some crazy days for me back in college... Way back when.

Paxton Swafford the III:
Absanormously crazy!

Leia:
I hardly remember.it was so long ago, right?... You too?

Paxton Swafford the III:
...Whose this guy?

Leia:
That's my brother Luke, my little brother. He's 23. I'm four years older.

Jack:
I'm good at what I do! Don't you want you to be successful?

Heather:
Of course I want you to be successful, but I want you to be successful about your dreams.

Jack:
Dreams are for little kids

Ethan:
I'm sorry I didn't explain what was going on in my head. You know, back then... I loved you, June. More then three years ago. It was like six years ago. Back sophomore year, December and we were studying for finals. You had more drive... and it never seemed to work out. I never knew how to approach it. By the time the grant competition came around. I just, I was so worked up, I didn't know what to do with myself. It was like I was 8 years old again with a crush on a girl, and I had to pick on you or something... I still love you... And it took something like...

June:
I just... I hate you.

Adam:
I was thinking about Eve and you know, religion...

Raquel:
...This is not you talking

Adam:
Yes it is. I went to school with her and I went to church with her. And... she passes away at the same time that you conceive this baby. That's too spiritual to be ignored.

Raquel:
...Oh my god.

Adam:
You know people at country clubs. They see a person with an accent and they're like..."Oh... I don't know what she's saying. Lets give her whatever."

Leia:
Yeah I didn't go with the standard funeral attire either.

Paxton Swafford the III:
Well you wouldn't want to for a memorial.

Leia:
...You do understand what it is we're going to, right?

Leia:
I thought you were like 30!

Paxton Swafford the III:
Well I'm sorry if you insinuated! If you're an insinuator!

Leia:
I didn't insinuate anything! You had a goatee! What did you photoshop that in?