Evil Laugh

Barney:
These things don't happen in New York! I just hope a guy in a hockey mask named Jason doesn't show up!

Barney:
Why does that guy in Halloween try and kill Jamie Lee Curtis?... Why do those dumb kids keep going back to Camp Crystal Lake- letting Jason hack and chop them?

Barney:
[On learning some of his fellow med-students are going to make out] You're going to have sex?... Don't!... Every time someone has sex in a horror story they get murdered!"

Tina:
[after someone fondles Mark's backside] I'm not playing with your butt

Mark:
If you're not, who is?

Freddy:
You're miles away from anyone. What better place for a group of young interns to come and relax?

Tina:
No legend is going to scare me off. Just give me some sandpaper and lead me to the nursery!

[last lines]

Tina:
OK, I'm dead. OK? Alright, you happy now?

Tina:
[Goading on the killer] C'mon, kill me!

Evil Laugher:
Get out!

Tina:
[confronted by the killer and thinking it's a joke] Oh, so what are you going to do, kill me?... Just don't mess up my hair, okay?

Johnny:
Guys, I gotta go drain the lizard.

Barney:
If I were a girl, I'd become a lesbian.

Tina:
[as she unties Mark's shorts] I feel like I'm opening a Christmas present.