Evil Roy Slade

Evil Roy Slade:
I can't read, you dumb love of my life!

Evil Roy Slade:
Hideout.

Doctor Delp:
Wanted.

Evil Roy Slade:
Poster.

Doctor Delp:
Bear.

Evil Roy Slade:
Teddy.

Doctor Delp:
What?

Evil Roy Slade:
Nothin'. Next question.

Doctor Delp:
What did you SAY?

Evil Roy Slade:
I didn't say nothin'!

Evil Roy Slade:
I learned a valuable lesson today. Never trust a pretty girl, or a lonely midget.

Evil Roy Slade:
You know what nice is? Suppose there was a whole herd of dead cattle, dropped dead on the field, just for you. That's what nice is.'

Doctor Delp:
It's part of a science called pernology.

Evil Roy Slade:
What's science?

Evil Roy Slade:
I ain't giving up. I've worked hard, it took me years to work my way to the bottom.

"Put that shoe on!!..."