Exam

[first lines]

Brunette:
I want this. I do. I want it.

Black:
[grasping his pendant cross] I can do all things. *All* things.

Invigilator:
The test is simple in comparison, yet it will determine who leaves this room with a contract of employment, and who leaves with bus fare home.

Invigilator:
There is one question before you, and one answer is required. If you try to communicate with myself or the guard, you will be disqualified. If you spoil your paper, intentionally or accidentally, you will be disqualified. If you choose to leave this room for any reason, you will be disqualified.

Invigilator:
Any questions?

Black:
All each of us can do today is lose what we've already won through selfishness, stupidity, and impatience!

[last lines]

Blonde:
Let's get started.

Blonde:
[after answering The Question] That's the answer you wanted, right? To the first question asked of us?

Invigilator:
The *only* question asked of you.

Blonde:
I almost missed it.

Invigilator:
Almost.

Black:
Bastard doesn't do you justice

White:
I ticked that box myself

Black:
Let me tick it for you

Brown:
They deserve you man