Excision

Pauline:
I'm ready to lose my virginity. It's a common misconception that having intercourse during menstruation is unhealthy. When I lose my virginity, I want to be on my period.

Natalie:
Stop spending your allowance on birth control and invest in some estrogen pills, okay?

Phyllis:
I have tried and tried and it is impossible to love her!

Pauline:
Solely based on the definition, I don't know a teenager that doesn't profile as a sociopath.

Pauline:
What do you think boys see in all these overly made-up cum dumpsters?

Natalie:
Do you purposely leave your house looking like a raging lesbian? You do have the body of a 10-year-old boy.

Pauline:
That's a highly unfortunate opinion, especially considering your vagina looks like a diseased axe wound.

Natalie:
That's vile.

Pauline:
I actually get afraid that I might get a yeast infection just being in the same room with that thing.

Natalie:
Look, I spoke with Adam. And I gotta hand it to you, from the sounds of it he's freakier than I imagined, so I dumped him. He's all yours.

Pauline:
Forgive my vulgarity, but Adam licks p*ssy like a dog drinks water. I'm not interested.

Natalie:
Suit yourself. You mind if I leave you with some advice?

Pauline:
Make it quick. I gotta take a sh*t.

Natalie:
You're disgusting. Stop spending your allowance on birth control and invest in some estrogen pills, 'kay?

Pauline:
Never thought I'd say this but I'm starting to miss not having the whole family at breakfast.

Phyllis:
I can wake you up for family breakfast if you like.

Pauline:
On second thought this is very nice.