Excision2012

Natalie:
Do you purposely leave your house looking like a raging lesbian? You do have the body of a 10-year-old boy.

Pauline:
That's a highly unfortunate opinion, especially considering your vagina looks like a diseased axe wound.

Natalie:
That's vile.

Pauline:
I actually get afraid that I might get a yeast infection just being in the same room with that thing.

Natalie:
Look, I spoke with Adam. And I gotta hand it to you, from the sounds of it he's freakier than I imagined, so I dumped him. He's all yours.

Pauline:
Forgive my vulgarity, but Adam licks p*ssy like a dog drinks water. I'm not interested.

Natalie:
Suit yourself. You mind if I leave you with some advice?

Pauline:
Make it quick. I gotta take a sh*t.

Natalie:
You're disgusting. Stop spending your allowance on birth control and invest in some estrogen pills, 'kay?