Expiration

Guillaume:
Do you know where Blue Curaçao comes from?

Sam:
Curaçao?

Rachel:
You wanna smoke a joint...

Sam:
Are you serious?

Rachel:
When I'm nervous I hum oldies, I eat red licorice and I blaze phatties, so just say yes or no, k?

Niki:
Nice place.

Sam:
Yeah I like it... it's a little red, little red... I'm having womb flashbacks...

Sam:
You don't really think you talked to God right?

Jeremy:
No. I listened.

Niki:
Where the f*** were you?

Sam:
It's kind of a long story...

Rachel:
Getting married isn't going to unf*** her, you know that right?

Niki:
This isn't my fight...

Naomi:
Cut off one a**hole's dick and they all feel it.

Jeremy:
Believe it or not, the first time I tried drugs was 39 days ago. I figured, why beat around the bush, so I came home and dropped acid.

Sam:
How was that experience?

Jeremy:
I saw God.

Sam:
Guess it was pretty good then.

Jeremy:
He said only one sentence out loud. Do this one small thing, and all your sins shall be forgotten. The time I slapped Joanna, the time I called my Mom a b*tch, even the time I beat off in the confessional..."Do this one small act."

Sam:
How do you feel?

Rachel:
Awake.

Naomi:
Having a kid doesn't mean you're not one.

Julia:
Where's home?

Niki:
The Anchor Motel...

Niki:
You know it?

Julia:
Too f***ing well.