Fans Anonymous

Santa:
Sometimes kids can be so deep?

Freddie Kruger:
Yeah, about as deep as a bucket of spit.

Alice Dobbs:
I created this group for people like you.

Freddie Kruger:
It still kind of reminds me of when The Rolling Stones hired the Hells Angels for crowd control

Missy Claus:
Anything Else?

Freddie Kruger:
You know what? I actually feel pretty good.

Cooper Rynolds:
Joy To The World, It's A Christmas Miracle.

Rock McGraw:
What about John Lennon? What about Mark David Chapman? What about his family and all the blood?

Alice Dobbs:
There will be no blood.

Alice Dobbs:
You think I'm your servant?

Newton Coleman:
What the hell else would you be?

Alice Dobbs:
I'm your number one fan.

Newton Coleman:
Hell lady, I don't know you, so it is pretty hard for you to be my number one fan.

Commander Gibbs:
So what do you think is going on?

Agent Franklin Lawland:
I think it is a whole new wave of terrorism. Where they take white males with little or no history, they train them in their death camps and then they have them run for mayor, or governor; but this time they are having him run for President of the United States and this has got to stop.

Missy Claus:
Is he still complaining?

Santa:
Shut up and bake me some cookies woman!