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McVain:
Give me the ID, I gotta fill out my report.

Dolan:
Play me for it.

McVain:
We're not kids anymore, Dole.

Dolan:
Come on Jase, take your best shot.

McVain:
Will you just give it to me!

Dolan:
...play for it!

McVain:
No games! I said, NO GAMES!

Dolan:
Plaaaay...

[McVain slaps Dolan's right hand, and Dolan reveals the ID and hands it to McVain]

McVain:
Thanks, kid.

Dolan:
That's okay, but I get to keep the horse!

[holds up the hood ornament he took from the car]

McVain:
Whoopee.

[Dolan leaves]

Shana:
Why do you give in to him, Jase? He's insane.

McVain:
Because he's insane.

[laughs hysterically]

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Announcer on Radio:
Meanwhile, in a speech to Congress today, the President deplored the actions of the ten states which have voted to allot oil and gasoline supplies to citizens in defiance of federal orders. He declared that any return to the use of petroleum supplies for, in his words, "privileged personal purposes" would constitute a threat to national security. Meanwhile, in Des Moines, Iowa, terrorists carried out their second strike of the week at a U.S. Army fuel depot; this time escaping with ten thousand gallons of gasoline, estimated to be worth five million dollars on the black market.

Cam:
You're wasting limited resources.

Red:
Limited resources! If I had to, I could make fuel out of bullshit! And there is no scarcity of *that* in this world.

[last lines]

Shana:
Do you have a bathroom?

Red:
Yeah.

Shana:
Do you have a shower?

Red:
Oh yeah!

Shana:
Hot water?

Red:
Uh-huh. Yeah, I've also got a sauna.

Shana:
You do?

Red:
And a hot tub. And, uh, as a matter of fact, you know, I should really show you how to use it because it's very dangerous for somebody to be in there all by themselves.

Shana:
Oh, why is that?

Red:
Well, because sometimes...