Five Star Day

Samuel Kim:
Happy Birthday, by the way, old man.

Jake Gibson:
Thank you. Thank you. Oh, hey, instead of getting me a present this year, I would really love a normal roommate.

Samuel Kim:
Yeah, that'll happen when you stop taking a leak with the seat down.

Vanessa:
Jake, it just happened.

Jake Gibson:
It never just happens. You still here?

Samuel Kim:
The money one has gives you freedom, the money one pursues enslaves you - Jean Jacques Rousseau.

Wesley Henderson:
Well, thanks a lot, ladies and gentlemen. That's it for me tonight. Drive fast, take chances, don't do anything I wouldn't do, and if you do, do it twice and name it after me.