Fortysomething

Paul Slippery:
[pointing to Edwin] How does he fit into all of this?

Edwin Slippery:
I'm helping!

Paul Slippery:
[repeated line] You should be at school!

Daniel Slippery:
[looking at Rory] Who's the guy with him?

Edwin Slippery:
Maybe he's for me! I need someone to love!

Mr. Proek:
[after explaining the side effects of a new drug] You mean I could die?

Paul Slippery:
Technically, yes. But you could die from an excess of whipped cream, which is what I intend to do tonight. [holds up a desert that has a peeled banana sticking straight up in the middle] It's called 'Proud Banana'. [to Proek] Look... would you like to stay for dinner?

Mr. Proek:
Sorry, my wife's expecting me.

Paul Slippery:
Give her a call and tell her to come over.

Mr. Proek:
Proud Banana, eh?

Paul Slippery:
It's from the Big Book of Erotic Food.

Surinder:
[discussing a new drug Dr. Pilfrey has been testing on his patients] Dr. den Harg rang me too. Apparantly in Germany, they tried it on hamsters. They died within minutes.

Dr. Ronnie Pilfrey:
[raises his right hand] As God as my witness, I'll never give it to a single hamster.

Edwin Slippery:
[replying to a love letter/e-mail Pilfrey sent to his mother] I've called it "Deeper feelings for a Doctor". [Lucy giggles] "Dear Ronnie..."

Laura Proek:
Don't over do it.

Edwin Slippery:
Sorry..."Ronnie, my feelings for you have gotten deeper and mow they threaten to shake my marriage to Paul. He is old and tired. You are young and..." What's the word?

Lucy Proek:
Vibrant?

Edwin Slippery:
That's the one. "I need to see that crazy, crazy smile of yours. The strange and hypnotic hand gestures. The way you sing those old Beatles' numbers."

Laura Proek:
He'll never believe this.

Edwin Slippery:
Of course he will. People believe what they want to believe, and take my word for it, every man wants to believe this.

Dr. Ronnie Pilfrey:
[Reading e-mail] "I've felt the secrecy of what we have between us. We know things others don't. WE're like spies. Secret agents in a forgien land. Once you get this message, destroy it!"

Edwin Slippery:
[Narrating e-mail] "P.S. Give me a sign that you feel the same. A secret code. Wear the brightest socks you can find, and I will know." Now watch him go.

Laura Proek:
I hope you know what you're doing.

Edwin Slippery:
[heavy accent] He insulted my mother. He must die. [Clicks 'Send' button]

Edwin Slippery:
My wife's in a park with a lesbian and ducks!

Edwin Slippery:
She loves you.

Paul Slippery:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Estelle Slippery:
Oh, don't worry. It's perfectly normal to think your wife is shagging all your oldest friends.