Freak Talks About Sex

Freak:
I can't think of a single movie that couldn't be improved by a lesbian sex scene.

Mechanic:
A car... is a finite thing... especially this car.

Freak:
Hey my mom gave me some advice today; she said there are four stages of conciousness development: stage one is when your like a kid, ya know, everything is new, nothing really bothers ya, your not self conscious but your little; stage two is the existential stage when you like become aware of your own existence, ya know, you look around, everything seems hopeless, ya know? your like, "Ah whats the piont in doing anything man were all gonna die anyway," and all that sh*t; and then there's stage three where you realize that everything isn't hopeless and you get a glimmer of it, you just gotta get there.

David Keenan:
Get where?

Freak:
To stage four, nirvana.

David Keenan:
So, ok, so like that make me what like a stage two and i suppose your like a stage four.

Freak:
No man, im a stage one.

David Keenan:
Your so full of sh*t!

Freak:
Its just some sh*t my mom told me; you use it as you will.