Fresh Meat

J.P.:
I'll probably end up being Prime Minister or something one day. I don't want to be. It's just, that kind of sh*t just happens to guys like me.

Vod:
Yeahh, I really wanna stay, [cough] seein' as it's total kak and full of dirty old pervs who invade student houses and steal girls like Attila the Hun in a f***ing v-neck.

Vod:
Coke is not a drug. It's a facilitator for consuming other substances. Think of coke as your mate - poking you awake with a pointy stick at 4 in the morning, reminding you to pour more and more dirt into your system.