Fright Night

Evil Ed:
So, did she find out what you're really like?

Charley Brewster:
Get lost, Evil!

Evil Ed:
Oh, call me anything you want. Only you're the one failing trig, not me.

Jerry Dandrige:
Welcome to Fright Night! For real.

Peter Vincent:
I am Peter Vincent, vampire killer!

Charley Brewster:
That bastard! Why didn't he tell us there was going to be a pop quiz?

Evil Ed Thompson:
That's the point of a pop quiz, Brewster... to surprise you.

Evil Ed Thompson:
Oh, you're so COOL, Brewster!

Charley Brewster:
Jesus, I warned him!

Evil Ed:
He got me, Charley! He bit me! You know what you're gonna have to do now, don't you? Kill me. Kill me, Charley... before I turn into a vampire, and... GIVE YOU A HICKEY!

Charley Brewster:
What if he was really in trouble?

Amy:
It's Just Evil!

Amy:
Quit it! It's evil, not funny!

Jerry Dandrige:
Now we woundn't want to wake your mother would we Charlie? Cause' then I'd have to kill her too, RIGHT?

Jerry Dandrige:
Do you realize how much trouble you've caused me Charlie? Spying on me. Almost disturbing my sleep this afternoon. Telling policemen about me! You deserve to die boy. Of course, I can give you something I don't have... a choice. Forget about me Charlie. Forget about me and I'll forget about you. Well, what do you say Charlie?

Jerry Dandrige:
Faithless fool!

Club Rate Bouncer #2:
I got him!

Jerry Dandrige:
He's mine.

Club Rate Bouncer #1:
You want chicken, man, you go someplace else.

Jerry Dandrige:
Out of my way!

Club Rate Bouncer #1:
Move me!

Club Rate Bouncer #1:
LEON!

Peter Vincent:
Mrs. Brewster. My God, the phone lines have been cut.

Evil Ed:
I know

Evil Ed:
I DID IT!

Peter Vincent:
Where is Charley's mother?

Evil Ed:
(removes the wig) Oh, well, she's working nights. BUT!... she left a note. (He chuckles like a speed freak as he removes the note from his pocket. He reads it.) Mmmmmm mmm! His dinner... is in the oven!

Charley Brewster:
Look, Detective Lennox, Jerry Dandridge is vampire!

Detective Lennox:
Yeah, sure, and I'm Dirty Harry!

Billy Cole:
Well, what do we have here? Vampire-killers?

Peter Vincent:
Stop... Stop, or I'll shoot.

Peter Vincent:
I mean it. I will shoot.

Charley Brewster:
STOP!

Charley Brewster:
We have him.

Jerry Dandrige:
Do you?

Charley Brewster:
What did he mean by that?

Peter Vincent:
Nothing! Nothing at all.

Evil Ed:
Charley, that wasn't the only murder. Second in two days. And get this...

Evil Ed:
Both of them had their heads chopped off.

Evil Ed:
Could you believe it?

Charley Brewster:
You're sick.

Evil Ed Thompson:
And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure?

Charley Brewster:
No vampire's gonna want him anyway. Probably give him blood poisoning.

Evil Ed:
The master will kill you for this! But not fast. Slowly! Oh, so slowly!

Jerry Dandrige:
Hello, Edward. You don't have to be afraid of me. I know what it's like being different. Only they won't pick on you anymore... or beat you up. I'll see to that. All you have to do is take my hand.

Peter Vincent:
That's just a character I played in a movie! Peter Vincent's not even my real name!