G.I. Joe: The Movie

Beach-head:
You six rawhides, you're gonna learn soldiering, and - hey, there's only five of you. Where is that gold-plated goof-off, 'Lt. Falcon'?

Jinx:
Terrific question!

Big Lob:
Man said he has some errands to do. Go to the tailor, wallpaper his footlocker... weird stuff.

Tunnel Rat:
I think he had a date or something.

Pythona:
Prepare for eternity!

Sgt. Slaughter:
When I'm through, scuzzbucket, they're gonna scrape you off the walls with a squeegee!

Beach-head:
What's that bow-wow doing here?

Law:
That's my dog, Order. He's trained to sniff out explosives. Order, seek!

Beach-head:
This is supposed to be YOUR test, Law!

Law:
Hey, Law and Order are a team, man. He find the bombs, I drive the car. We tried it the other way, but it didn't work.

Law:
Hey, Law and Order's a team, man. He finds the bombs, I drive the car. We tried the other way, but it didn't work.

Gung-Ho:
Nothing like a little on-the-job training!

Jinx:
Oh, terrific.

Shipwreck:
Save my bones for Davy Jones!

Red Dog:
Well, look what just dropped in, bruddahs. A hundred seventy pounds of air pollution!

Mercer:
I've seen putty with more backbone.

Taurus:
I do not like his face. Let us remove it, yes?

Serpentor:
Die, arrogant Earth scum!

Cobra Commander:
Go ahead. Make me the scape-goat. My loyal subordinates could testify to my superb stewardship of Cobra. But you don't have the courage to let them speak!

Serpentor:
Wrong again! Defend him if you can.

Cobra Commander:
Indeed they shall. You first, noble Destro.

Destro:
Militarily speaking, it's only fair to say that Cobra Commander is a world-class... buffoon.

Cobra Commander:
WHAT?

Sgt. Slaughter:
Where's Falcon?

Red Dog:
Who cares? We don't need...

Sgt. Slaughter:
It's time you learned we're a team, Red Dog. We all go home or nobody goes home.

Lt. Falcon:
Want me to kiss it and make it better?

Serpentor:
None may challenge Serpentor! This, I command!

Baroness:
If you ask me, some of them did not evolve.

Serpentor:
Cobra-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Serpentor:
I, Serpentor, Emperor of Cobra, salute you, most noble one. Pythona tells me I owe you my freedom

Golobulus of Cobra LA:
Your freedom and your life. Know that I am Golobulus, supreme ruler of this kingdom of Cobra-La! It was I who created you, Serpentor. You are mine

Red Dog:
You're not filling your brothers in, Mercer. What's Cobra-La?

Mercer:
I've never heard of it.

Taurus:
That answer gives me no comfort!

Beach-head:
I hope you BOTH get fleas!

Cobra Commander:
The fault, most imperial Serpentor, lies not within us, but within YOU! Your leadership has been pompous, pusilanimous and pathetic!

Serpentor:
Yes, leadership IS at the heart of the matter isn't it Commander? But it's not mine that's inadequate, it's yours! Your ego driven stupidity has converted victory into catastrophe for the last time!

Sgt. Slaughter:
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

Sgt. Slaughter:
AT EASE, DISEASE!

Cobra Commander:
Yes. It was my faceplate as I was once a man.

Cobra Commander:
Useless. It's all useless. I was once a man. A man!

Pythona:
Does *this* answer your question?

Big Lob:
And Big Lob makes his move!

Cobra Commander:
You have no jurisdiction over me! Release me at once or taste my wrath!

Golobulus of Cobra LA:
The Last thing you will hear... is the cracking of your vertebrae... one... BY ONE!

Sgt. Slaughter:
My job is to whip you into shape, and I mean whip! There's only two ways out of my command, on your feet like a man, or in a ditty bag. An itty-bitty ditty bag! GOT IT?

Jinx:
The first one to call me bad luck gets a knuckle massage.

Cobra Commander:
The beginning of the end of the human race.

Law:
Man, whoever heard of being shot down by salad?

Golobulus of Cobra LA:
Nemesis Enforcer, throw this worthless sewage into the Abyss of oblivion

Serpentor:
No, put him in with the Joe prisoners, so they can see the fate which awaits them.

Pythona:
I like that. It's poetic in it's simplicity

Golobulus of Cobra LA:
Eh, a trifle melodramatic, but very well... Nemesis Enforcer, take him away...

Golobulus of Cobra LA:
I will stain my hands with your blood!

Golobulus of Cobra LA:
No one defies Golobulus and lives... NO ONE!

Cobra Commander:
Fool! You haven't got the B.E.T.! You don't even know where it is! Your plan is laughable!

Golobulus of Cobra LA:
But your punishment will not be.

Cobra Commander:
Punishment? What about my trial?

Golobulus of Cobra LA:
It's over!... and the verdict is guilty... guilty of the one unforgiveable crime... Failure!

Serpentor:
The world will soon be ours, great Golobulus!

Golobulus of Cobra LA:
May your deeds match your words, Serpentor.

Golobulus of Cobra LA:
It is our greater destiny that concerns me now. Where is the Broadcast Energy Transmitter?

Serpentor:
I was unable to capture it, but I shall not fail you again, my lord.

Golobulus of Cobra LA:
Let's hope not, Serpentor. I would hate to lose you.

Sgt. Slaughter:
At ease Renegades! We're going to infiltrate Cobra's armory and destroy it.

Lt. Falcon:
Infiltrate their armory uh? Why don't we go in without any weapons and make it REALLY educational.

Sgt. Slaughter:
Go in without weapons? I like the way you think kid.

Cobra Commander:
No! Not the spores! No! NOOOOOO!

Duke:
I want you guys to infiltrate Cobra's artillery and destroy it. By the way. How's he doing?

Sgt. Slaughter:
I think the kid's got a lot of potential. I won't tell him you asked.

Beach-head:
What is he doing? Get rid of that thing.

Law:
Order! Give it here. I'm sorry sir. He's usually very obedient.

Beach-head:
Yeah well just get rid of that thing.

General Hawk:
How is he, Scarlet?

Duke:
Falcon, I just realized, I can't look out for you anymore. Just promise me you'll get your life together.

Lt. Falcon:
I will Duke. I'll make you proud. You'll see.

Duke:
Yo Joe.

General Hawk:
Don't worry, Falcon. We'll do everything we can for Duke. Yo Joe.

Lady Jaye:
He's not human.

Quick Kick:
What did they do to him?

Golobulus of Cobra LA:
We will use the broadcast engery transmitter to ripen the pods above the earth.

Pythona:
The pods will produce enough spores to shower the earth and turn the entire human civilization into a relm of mindless beasts.

Golobulus of Cobra LA:
Only those under the protection of Cobra LA's icedome will be spared. But the pods will not ripen in outerspace

Serpentor:
Without the broadcast energy transmitter. Of course.

Baroness:
Those Drednok are flying awfully close to the capture plants.

Serpentor:
Those aren't Drednok. Those are GI Joes.

Serpentor:
Who's with you? You can not hold out forever

Lt. Falcon:
No. All I need is five more minutes.

Golobulus of Cobra LA:
Once this worm reaches the top of this pole the pods will ripen and this pitiful planet will be ours.

Beach-head:
Cut the macho Tunnel-Rat - NOW DO IT!

Flint:
Flint to base.

Sgt. Slaughter:
What's up?

Flint:
Look at Cobra Commander. Those pods contain enough spores to mutate every man, woman and child on this planet.

You , young one. You nearly thwarted my destiny . Serpentor

"BE SILENT...or be silenced."

~ Golobulus