Game One

Poobar commercial voice:
Is your situation FUBAR, go and get a poobar.

[Spacemarine eats an poobar and farts afterwards]

Poobar commercial voice:
Poobar: the snack with an assload of energy. Also in white - with nuts.

Lord Simon:
[Simon and Budi play a reallife battle of Might & Magic: Heroes 6]

Gamemaster:
Divine Wrath is a trait of the Lord. He calls it, and it hits.

Lord Simon:
I'm not happy with the performance. I want the Divine Wrath to hit him.

[Lord Simon points at one of his units, Baron Budi starts laughing]

Gamemaster:
That is possible.

Lord Simon:
Yes.

[Gamemaster looks further into the rules]

Gamemaster:
Art thou serious?

Lord Simon:
Of course!

[after winning the battle, even though he killed one of his own units on purpose, Lord Simon dances on the battlefield]

Lord Simon:
Simon is super cool, he can massacre his own units and still win.