Geek Charming

Josh Rosen:
Sorry, guys. I got stuck in traffic on the diva freeway.

Steven:
Wow. Where's your lunch?

Josh Rosen:
Dylan Schoenfield's wearing it.

Sandy Rosen:
[from another room] Josh, is that you?

Josh Rosen:
No, Mom, it's a burglar who just happens to have keys to the front door.

Mr. Farley:
The best documentaries leave their preconceived notions at the door.

Ari:
One small step for geeks...

Steven:
...one giant leap for Geek-kind!

Dylan Schoenfield:
Shopping improves the economy.

Josh Rosen:
Oh. How... thoughtful.

Dylan Schoenfield:
Popularity is contagious.

Josh Rosen:
What, like a cold?

Josh Rosen:
So, populars only hang with populars?

Dylan Schoenfield:
Cats don't hang with dogs, right?

Josh Rosen:
Really? THAT'S your argument?

Dylan Schoenfield:
It's better this way. If everyone stays with their own group, there's no chance for misunderstandings.

Josh Rosen:
Like, shocker: not everyone's into the same things you are?

Dylan Schoenfield:
I find that hard to believe.

Dylan Schoenfield:
You know, somewhere a caveman is missing his car.

Dylan Schoenfield:
So, is your car gonna start this time or...?

Josh Rosen:
The fun is in the mystery.

Caitlin:
Done laundry's a good look for you.

Dylan Schoenfield:
"Real" is overrated.

Dylan Schoenfield:
Lola and Hannah see me as their leader, and a leader should never show weakness. That would be tres mauvais - that's French for "Ew."

Dylan Schoenfield:
[splattered with food] You... you GEEK! This is designer!

Josh Rosen:
No, it's tuna noodle casserole.

Dylan Schoenfield:
You are so gah-ross!

Josh Rosen:
"Gross" is just one syllable.

Dylan Schoenfield:
I can't believe that popular people like me are forced to share the same air space as nerders like you!

Josh Rosen:
Are you always this high-maintentance?

Josh Rosen:
Why so determined to be Blossom Queen?

Dylan Schoenfield:
Because it's the best way to ensure lifelong popularity.

Josh Rosen:
Aren't you already popular?

Dylan Schoenfield:
Let me ask you this: does Sunshine Lemonade advertise?

Josh Rosen:
Yeah, they have the commercial with the waterskiing penguins.

Lola:
Oh, I like the penguins!

Dylan Schoenfield:
Sunshine is already number one. They don't need to advertise but they do to STAY number one. Get it?

Josh Rosen:
Got it.

Dylan Schoenfield:
Good.