Ghost Ship

Jack Ferriman:
Last month I was out in the middle of the Strait when I came across this.

Epps:
Congratulations. You found a boat. In the middle of the ocean, of all places.

Munder:
I just think I sh*t my pants.

Dodge:
No, you always smell that way.

Epps:
No!

Greer:
I can't hold her much longer, Murph. Port bow is heeling. She's taking on way too much water.

Dodge:
You smell that? I smell bullshit!

Epps:
Not the same as flying weather planes over ice sheets is it? What's the appeal?

Epps:
You mean, what's a nice girl like me doing in a dump like this, instead of raising a family? Simple. I own a third of Murphy's operation, I'm not that nice, and these monkeys... are my family.

Munder:
Who the f*** you kidding Greer. Everybody knows you Navy boys take it up the ass.

Epps:
After you.

Murphy:
No, after you.

Munder:
No, no, no, no, no. After me.

Jack Ferriman:
You okay? You seem quiet since you came back.

Epps:
I think I saw something I couldn't possibly have seen.

Jack Ferriman:
Like what?

Epps:
No, it's crazy. It doesn't matter.

Jack Ferriman:
No, I'm curious, tell me.

Epps:
I think I saw a little girl.

Jack Ferriman:
On, on the, the boat?

Epps:
Have you told anyone else about this?

Jack Ferriman:
Not a living soul.

Murphy:
I do know one thing. I've seen strange things happen in the strait. But I know something else. Sea gives you an opportunity you take it.

Murphy:
These Italian liners, ya know, they couldn't compete for speed, so they built these floating art palaces instead.

Jack Ferriman:
Looks like someone used it for target practice.

Epps:
That's the happy version.

Jack Ferriman:
What's the not-so-happy version?

Epps:
There were people in there.

Epps:
Wanna hear something funnier? We just found a bunch of dead guys floating in the laundry room.

Greer:
Earlier, when I was doing my recon, I could swear I heard a women's voice singing to me. It was like she was, like she was coming on to me or something.

Munder:
Oh, no.

Greer:
It was the sexiest voice I ever heard, man.

Santos:
She got any backup singers?

Munder:
Brother, whatever you're on, get me some!

Dodge:
I think maybe you're not quite ready to get married, Greer.

Munder:
Where's your empathy?

Dodge:
Winners do not empathize with losers.

Dodge:
Can I tell you something else? When we get back I'm gonna take my money and I'm gonna buy you a bathtub.

Greer:
Francesca, I know all of this isn't real. So I'm just gonna go with it, okay? Can't cheat on your fiancée with a dead girl, right?

Epps:
Oh, God, you really are a f***ing ghost.

Katie:
We're all trapped here.

Epps:
Who?

Katie:
My shipmates and I.

Katie:
You must go at once. Leave the ship while you still can!

Santos:
Because of the plan, I'm trapped on this dreamboat of yours. So, you know what? You're coming along for the ride!

Jack Ferriman:
Well, you live for her. You willing to die for her?

Epps:
I saw that little girl again.

Jack Ferriman:
What? Where?

Epps:
I must be losing my goddamn mind!

Dodge:
I shot Ferriman, he's dead.

Epps:
Yeah, don't be so sure Dodge!

Munder:
What's with the heart?

Epps:
Found it. Belonged to this little girl.

Dodge:
What girl?

Epps:
She told me to get of this boat.

Jack Ferriman:
You mean she's talking to you now?

Munder:
What the hell are you guys talking about?

Dodge:
Hey, check this out.

Munder:
Hey, it's a watch. Congratulations, buddy.

Dodge:
No... look again you moron! It's a digital watch. Do the math. They didn't have digital watches in 1962.

Jack Ferriman:
You're pathetic.

Epps:
Call me if you need anything.

Dodge:
How about a pizza?

Epps:
[sarcastically] You're SO funny!