Ghost Trek: The Kinsey Report

Ray-Ray Wilcox:
Don't you think it's a little screwed up we're doing an episode about Tyler Rae Kinsey?

Robbie Robertson:
Hey dick, we're GHOST TREK, all right. Paranormal research with an emphasis on bad taste. And this investigation was a three ring circus way before we got here all right?

Ray-Ray Wilcox:
I love the circus. Elephants.

Robbie Robertson:
Laughs - Let's have a little quiet time, okay buddy.

Zeke Wallace:
Are you guys watching the f***ing hockey game again?

Barry The Bomb Burkowski:
No.

Zeke Wallace:
What's the score?

Joey Mayhem Moscone:
Three - One , Islanders.

Shawna Leibowitz:
Zeke and the Goon Squad didn't get any evidence during that Ghost of Rasputin episode, so I brought this guy in from the cast of Faust.

Scary Carrie Carmichael:
Who is he?

Shawna Leibowitz:
His resume's on my desk.

Scary Carrie Carmichael:
Isn't he a little... melodramatic?

Shawna Leibowitz:
I dunno... he was in Les Mis.

Zeke Wallace:
What are you two morons doing? We've got work to do!

Robbie Robertson:
Exhales bong hit - Carrie says the place is cursed, man. We are not going in there.

Ray-Ray Wilcox:
Yeah, and I ain't gettin' a sex change.

Zeke Wallace:
What the f*** are you talking about?