Ghostbusters

Erin Gilbert:
(hold the proton pack) Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser?

Jillian Holtzmann:
You have the longest arms.

Patty Tolan:
(as she's showing them the subway tunnel) That's where I saw that weird sparking thing.

Jillian Holtzmann:
What was it?

Patty Tolan:
Baby, if I knew what it was, I wouldn't have called it a 'weird sparking thing'.

Jillian Holtzmann:
Come here often?

Erin Gilbert:
Sorry, hello. Who are - who are you?

Jillian Holtzmann:
Holtzmann.

Erin Gilbert:
Erin.

Jillian Holtzmann:
I've heard terrible things about you.

Jillian Holtzmann:
Ma'am, can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bowtie?

Erin Gilbert:
Uh, it came with the shirt.

Kevin:
Would it be okay if I bring my cat to work sometimes? He has major anxiety problems.

Abby Yates:
You know what? I would love to let your cat live here with you, but I have a pretty severe cat allergy.

Kevin:
Oh, I don't have a cat. He's a dog. His name's My Cat.

Abby Yates:
Your dog's name is My Cat?

Kevin:
Mike Hat.

Erin Gilbert:
Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat?

Kevin:
Well, his full name is Michael Hat.

Abby Yates:
I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs... so.

Kevin:
You know, it's all right. He lives with my mum.

Agent Rorke:
Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounter, the crew of the S.S. Ourang Medan dies mysteriously, the entire town of Langville, Montana goes missing.

Jillian Holtzmann:
It does?

Abby Yates:
Okay, but we're talking about relocating. No one's being killed here. Right?

Mayor Bradley:
They were turned inside out.

Erin Gilbert:
Their skin is on the inside of their body?

Mayor Bradley:
Their skin is on the inside of their body because their organs are on the outside.

Abby Yates:
But, they're okay, right?

Mayor Bradley:
Sure.

Jillian Holtzmann:
I think they're dead.

Abby Yates:
Patty! Don't move!

Erin Gilbert:
(with the ghost on her shoulders) You got a, uh...

Patty Tolan:
Nope, I'm tired.

Erin Gilbert:
No. You got a...

Patty Tolan:
I'm just gonna go ahead and take off. How about that?

Erin Gilbert:
I, I don't really think that's a good idea.

Patty Tolan:
No. I'm gonna take off. Don't piss off the ghost. (as she slowly walks out of the crowd, a crowd member takes a selfie with Patty and the ghost) Really?!?

Erin Gilbert:
That book you're holding is utter nonsense. I don't even know how you got that. I thought I burned both copies.

Ed Mulgrave:
It's on Amazon. Both hard copy and e-book.

Erin Gilbert:
What?

Ed Mulgrave:
It's on books on tape, too. Only, I know how to read.

Erin Gilbert:
Kevin, hi, can you answer the phone?

Kevin:
I can't. It's in the fish tank.

'Erin Gilbert:
No, the one on the desk that's ringing. That one.

Kevin:
Oh, that one! What's this place called again?

Dr. Abby Yates:
(about the ghost floating before them) That's a class-four apparition.

Erin Gilbert:
It's okay. She seems peaceful. My name is Erin Gilbert, doctor of particle physics at... (ghost slimes her)

Kevin:
Okay, I got it. We need to form a group and build something to fight these damn ghosts.

Abby Yates:
That’s exactly what we already do here.

Abby:
Okay, Patty, stay still!

Erin:
You have a sort of, uh...

Patty:
(with the ghost on her shoulders) Okay, I just... I don't need you to tell me anything right now.

Erin:
No, no, no, no. You g-- You got a, uh...

Patty:
Nope, I really need you not to tell me anything right now.

Holtzmann:
But, Patty, there...

Patty:
Hey, I'm tired.

Abby:
No, no, no

Erin:
Listen...

Patty:
I'm just gonna go ahead and take off. How about that?

Erin:
No, no, no. I, I don't really think that's a good idea.

Patty:
I'm gonna take off.

Abby:
C'mon, Patty! Patty!!!

Patty:
And I don't want to piss off the ghost. (as she slowly walks out of the crowd) Moving, going back to my booth at the MTA, so lemme know when you need some metro cards. 'Cause I am... (a crowd member takes a selfie with Patty and the ghost) Really?!

Rowan:
What form would you prefer I take?

Holtzmann:
Uh, maybe something stationary, like a bullseye.

Patty:
Well, I'll tell ya what I prefer. I prefer something nice and cute, like a friendly little ghost.

Rowan:
(reveals himself as the Ghostbusters logo) Oh, is this what you want? Something more familiar?

Kevin:
Mm, ice cream. Mm...

Patty:
Y'know what? I don't have a problem with that. Thank you very much for bein' reasonable.

Rowan:
If this is what you want, it works for me. (turns to his true form)

Abby:
Oh, he's really going for it.

Patty:
Man, I said "cute". CUTE!!!