Giant Spider Invasion

Ev Kester:
Sometimes the only way I know you're alive is when I hear you flush the toilet!

Dr. J.R. Vance:
Hi!

Dr. Jenny Langer:
Hello.

Dr. J.R. Vance:
Hi, I'm Dr. J.R. Vance from N.A.S.A.

Dr. Jenny Langer:
Oh, I'm so glad you're here, Doctor. I'm Jenny Langer.

Dr. J.R. Vance:
Nice to meet you. I have an appointment with your father.

Dr. Jenny Langer:
Oh, no no. He passed away in 1962

Dr. J.R. Vance:
Oh, I'm so sorry, then the appointment must be with your husband.

Dr. Jenny Langer:
I'm not married.

Dr. J.R. Vance:
I'm NOT sorry. Then it's probably with your brother.

Dr. Jenny Langer:
No, my brother's an interior decorator in Oshkosh. You see, Doctor... Vance. I'm afraid your appointment is with me. I'm DOCTOR Jenny Langer.

Dan Kester:
You're so dumb you wouldn't know rabbit turds from Rice Krispies.

Sheriff Jeff Jones:
I used to take physics, but I find prunes do a better job for me.