Gnomeo & Juliet

Lady Bluebury:
[To Lord Redbrick; about his prized tulips] Your tulips are looking a little limp this year, aren't they?

Lord Redbrick:
[Offended] Oh! I don't like what you're incinerating.

Bluebury:
The proper word is "insinuating", illiterate.

Redbrick:
[Angry] I am not illiterate! My parents were married!

Redbrick:
When will you realize you're delicate?

Juliet:
[Turns and faces her father; angry] I'm not delicate! [kicks her plastic rose off her pedestal]

Redbrick':
[Walks away; annoyed] Stubborn girl.

Nanette:
[Removes the rose from her mouth] She's definitely not delicate!

Fawn:
You're the greatest boss, the greatest by far! (nudges the little red gnomes)

Little Red Gnomes:
The greatest, the greatest by far.

Benny:
A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are!

Little Red Gnomes:
A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are! [Get kicked by Fawn]

Nanette:
Definitely not.

[After Juliet returns to the Red Garden after meeting Gnomeo]

Nanette:
What happened to that very important, life changing orchid?

Juliet:
[Walking away] Um. Uh. Wha-What orchid?

Announcer:
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Disclaimer:
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Juliet:
Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy… I mean, what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?

Gnomeo:
No, no, it shouldn't! I couldn't have said it better myself!

Juliet:
Oh, my giddy aunt, did you just hear all that? What are you doing here?

Gnomeo:
I don't know! I just wanted to, uh… [chuckles nervously] ...I just wanted to see you again!

Juliet:
Are you crazy? If my dad finds you, he'll bury you under the patio!

Gnomeo:
'Finds me', are you joking? "Stealth" is my middle name!

[Steps on the button which sets off a display of bright lights]

Redbrick:
[About Gnomeo, who infiltrated the Red garden; angry] When I find him, he'll be sleeping with the fishes!

[Cut to Gnomeo and Shroom sitting at the bottom of the pond]

Fawn:
[About Tybalt's well being vandalized by spray paint] Why would anyone ever do this to Tybalt?

Little Red Gnomes:
Because nobody likes him.

Juliet:
He's a blue.

Gnomeo:
And she's a red.

Featherstone:
And I'm pink! Who cares?

[Juliet is worried someone may have heard the collapse of a log pile]

Juliet:
[Anxiously] Do you think anyone heard that?

Gnomeo:
[Whispering] There's nobody here.

Juliet:
[Also whispering] Then why are you whispering?

Gnomeo:
[Flirtatiously] Why are you whispering?

Juliet:
[Giggles, then spots something behind Gnomeo; excited] Wow - look at that! [Runs towards it]

Gnomeo:
[Disappointed] I guess we're finished with the whispering thing!

Announcer:
TERRAFIRMINATOR!!! Are you losing the war in your garden?

Benny:
Never!

Announcer:
Well, brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon!

Benny:
Bring it on.

Announcer:
TERRAFIRMINATOR!!!

Benny:
This one's for Gnomeo! [selects the Terrafirminator]

Announcer:
MEOW!!!