Go West

S. Quentin Quale:
I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure.

S. Quentin Quale:
You love your brother, don't you?

Joseph Panello:
No, but I'm used to him.

Red Baxter:
I don't like your faces.

S. Quentin Quale:
I suppose you think we like 'em.

S. Quentin Quale:
Lulubelle, it's you! I didn't recognize you standing up.

S. Quentin Quale:
Any of you boys got change ah ten cents?

Porter:
No.

S. Quentin Quale:
Well, keep the baggage.

Joseph Panello:
Hey whataya do with that hat; that hat cost a lotta money.

S. Quentin Quale:
How much did it cost him?

Joseph Panello:
I dunno; he stole it.

S. Quentin Quale:
Didya know this is the best gag in the picture?

S. Quentin Quale:
Telephone? This is 1870. Don Ameche hasn't invented the telephone yet!

S. Quentin Quale:
There's something corrupt going on around my pants but I just can't seem to locate it.

S. Quentin Quale:
Madam why is that baby constantly crying?

Mother on Stagecoach:
He can't stand the jerks in the coach.

S. Quentin Quale:
I give you my solemn word as an embezzler I'll be back in ten minutes.

S. Quentin Quale:
There's only one law in the west: the law of blood and bullets. It's either shoot or be shot. What are we gonna do?

Joseph Panello:
Sue 'em!