Going Down in LA-LA Land

Candy:
Some men, not many, but some of the hot men out here are actually straight, okay?

Candy:
He ate my flesh. It was awesome.

Candy:
I'm not gonna marry you! I'd rather blow William H. Macy!

Candy:
Don't let it get you down. It's what they want.

Beverly Hills Lawyer:
Candy, what do you do?

Candy:
Oh, I'm an actress.

Beverly Hills Lawyer:
Really?

Candy:
Yeah.

Beverly Hills Lawyer:
What might I have seen you in?

Candy:
Oh, um, "Sect of Lucifer," perhaps?

Beverly Hills Lawyer:
I've never heard of that show, but I never watch television. I just don't have the time.

Candy:
Uh-ha-ha. And what do you do?

Beverly Hills Lawyer:
I'm a lawyer.

Candy:
Oh, really? That's so interesting. What court cases might I know you from?

Nick:
Babe, you were amazing. You were made to do this in front of the cameras.

Adam:
Thanks... I think.

Ron:
[sending Adam to meet a producer] Just so you know, I told him you love to swallow dick and can suck the chrome off a tail-pipe, so be prepared to do just that.

Adam:
Who knew America's favorite dad is one damn good f***?

Missy:
Smolder. I like that. I like smolder in the shower. Okay, tongue, please. Tongue. Thank you. Nowwwww, down boy.