Gold Diggers of 1933

Trixie Lorraine:
"Fanny" is Faneul H. Peabody, just the kind of man I've been looking for, lots of money and no resistance.

J. Lawrence Bradford:
I'll ask you to return my check, please.

Carol King:
Your check, huh that's on exhibition over there on the wall. I figured you'd stop payment on it.

J. Lawrence Bradford:
I'll take the necessary steps...

Carol King:
You'll do what? Listen, you made a sap out of yourself and you tried your best to make a sap out of me. Now I never want to see you again, understand? And as for your check, well, you don't think I hold myself as cheaply as all that do you?

J. Lawrence Bradford:
Cheaply? Ten thousand dollars?

Carol King:
Well that's your estimate of me, not mine. That check is framed, not cashed! I put it there to remind me never to get mixed up with your kind again!

J. Lawrence Bradford:
Every time you say 'Cheap and Vulgar' I'm going to kiss you.

Carol King:
Cheap and Vulgar! [kiss] Cheap and Vulgar! [kiss] Cheap and Vulgar! [long kiss]

Faneul H. Peabody:
[Fay squeals when Trixie kicks her under the table] What's the matter?

Trixie Lorraine:
Oh nothing, Fay had an attack of chiseling, it's chronic with her.

Trixie Lorraine:
[whispers to Fay] One more look at him with those bedroom-eyes and I'll break your leg! [loudly, to all] Excuse me for whispering; Fay and I have so much in common!

Trixie Lorraine:
Exuse me. Come here Fay, I have something I wan-ta show you.

Fay Fortune:
what do you want?

Trixie Lorraine:
Do you see that?

Fay Fortune:
See what?

Trixie Lorraine:
Can't you read? Where it says 'Exit'?

Fay Fortune:
Exit?

Trixie Lorraine:
You said it, sister. You start walking and you keep walking, and if you ever come near him again I'll break BOTH your legs, now scram!

Fay Fortune:
I could easily resent that!

[as Fay walks away, Trixie kickes her in the bottom, making Fay squeal/shriek]

Faneul H. Peabody:
Did Little Fay cry out?

Trixie Lorraine:
No, that must have been the cornet you heard.

Barney Hopkins:
Who are you?

The Kentucky Hillbillies:
The Kentucky Hillbillies.

Barney Hopkins:
Who?

The Kentucky Hillbillies:
The Kentucky Hillbillies.

Kentucky Hillbilly #1:
Singing!

Kentucky Hillbilly #2:
Dancing!

Kentucky Hillbilly #3:
Music!

Kentucky Hillbilly #4:
Wisecracks!

Barney Hopkins:
Do you know Your Old Kentucky Home?

The Kentucky Hillbillies:
You said it!

Barney Hopkins:
Scram right back there! Your old mammy is waiting for ya.

The Kentucky Hillbillies:
We get it.

Trixie Lorraine:
Isn't there going to be any comedy in the show?

Barney Hopkins:
Oh, plenty! The gay side, the hard-boiled side, the cynical and funny side of the depression! I'll make 'em laugh at you starving to death, honey. It'll be the funniest thing you ever did.

Trixie Lorraine:
What's the show about?

Barney Hopkins:
It's all about the Depression.

Carol King:
We won't have to rehearse that.

BRAD (boldly, when his family pressures him to break up with his showgirl fiancee):

Wait a minute. That's pretty much an old-fashioned idea.  Families don't interfere with love affairs nowadays.  And if they do, it doesn't mean anything.

BARNEY, the producer (reassuring the cast, after their investor backs out, that he'll find the financing to open the show):
  Listen -- listen, kids -- I'm not going to let you down.  I got other irons in the fire.  Don't worry.  I got a couple of men coming from out of town, due here tomorrow.  Texas -- cattle --

TRIXIE:
  Yeah.  Texas -- cattle. (scoffs) How can they sell cattle?  Who eats meat anymore?