Gone in 60 Seconds

Memphis:
I am a baaaad man.

Memphis:
Having sex or boosting cars... Um, oo! Uh. How about having sex WHILE boosting cars?

Memphis:
I'm a little tired, I'm a little wired, and I think I deserve a little appreciation!

Memphis:
The ladies are dirty. Walk away. The ladies are dirty.

Calitri:
I try to learn your ways, understand your obsessions. But this baseball, it's so bleeding boring. Isn't it?

Calitri:
They threw us out of England, they threw us out of France, so here we are. Flourishing, really, except for the minor inconvenience of despising everything about your country.

Donny:
Any a**hole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! You need a role model!

Sway:
Next I'll pull out the leather, high heels, and pink underwear for you.

Sway:
I've got two jobs. I've discovered that you have to work twice as hard when it's honest.

Sway:
Hello, ladies. I always was a sucker for a redhead.

Sphinx:
If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carries with it an inherent nobility and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say, "poor Toby". I say, "poor us".

Det. Drycoff:
Are you okay?

Officer:
I think so.

Drycoff:
Are you sure? 'Cause you just went through a wall.

Memphis:
Well, without disappointment, you cannot appreciate victory.

Det. Roland Castlebeck:
Did Eleanor tell you that?

Det. Roland Castlebeck:
I'm a police officer. If you kill me, your life is over.

Calitri:
No, you got that the wrong way 'round. If I kill you, your life will be over.

Donny:
Eleanor is Memphis' unicorn.

Freb:
What's a unicorn?

Donny:
A fabled creature? You know, the horse with the horn? Impossible to capture?