Goosebumps

[from trailer]

Hannah:
[quietly] Did you unlock a book?

R.L. Stine:
[worried] Oh, no...

Zach Cooper:
I'm sorry. I'll put it back where it belongs. Look, here it is.

Hannah:
No, don't open it!

[Zach accidentally opens a manuscript which releases the Abominable Snowman of Pasadena, the Abominable Snowman touches a light of a ceiling lamp, which stings his finger]

Hannah:
[whispering] Nobody make a sound.

[Champ screams in terror which the Abominable Snowman of Pasadena hears him, then he starts to charge at him, but Zach pushes him aside, then the Abominable Snowman breaks out of the house]

[from trailer]

Champ:
The Abominable Snowman just crawl out of a book, that doesn't just happen!

R.L. Stine:
You just released every monster I've ever created!

Champ:
What was that?

R.L. Stine:
It's the Invisible Boy.

Champ:
[getting slapped by Brent the Invisible Boy] Ow!

R.L. Stine:
Ah, he's such a crack up.

[from trailer]

Zach Cooper:
Alright, everyone, find anything you can to barricade the doors.

Hannah:
We cannot let the monsters inside.

[from trailer]

[During a chase in the grocery store, the Werewolf crashes in an isle of food, then R.L. Stine trips and gets placed in a shopping cart, and Zach pushes the cart]

R.L. Stine:
What are you doing? Get me out!

[the Werewolf starts coming after Zach and Stine]

R.L. Stine:
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, keep going!

[from trailer]

Zach Cooper:
[an army of lawn gnomes start popping out] Gnomes? Maybe, they're friendly.

[One lawn gnome throws a knife next to him, then its eyebrows turns angry]

Zach Cooper:
Not friendly! Definitely not friendly!

[One lawn gnome jumps and starts to attack R.L. Stine, but Champ smashes it with a frying pan]

[from trailer]

Hannah:
So you're the new neighbor?

Zach Cooper:
Yeah. I'm Zach, by the way.

Hannah:
I'm Hannah.

R.L. Stine:
[from behind her] Hannah, get away from the window. Now!

Hannah:
I gotta go.

[R.L. Stine appears at the window]

Zach Cooper:
Hi! Hey, we're just moving in.

R.L. Stine:
[referring to the fence between their two houses] You see that fence?

Zach Cooper:
Uh, yes...

R.L. Stine:
[sternly] Stay on your side of it.

[Stine leaves the window]

[from trailer]

Zach Cooper:
[referring to Hannah's dad] He's a big teddy bear.

Hannah:
Don't take it personally. He doesn't really like anyone.

[from trailer]

Hannah:
[to Zach] C'mon, scaredy-cat!

[from trailer]

R.L. Stine:
[introducing himself to a classroom] Hello. My name is Mr. R.L. Stine. Every story ever told can be broken down into three parts. The beginning. The middle. And the twist.

[from trailer]

R.L. Stine:
All the monsters I've ever created are locked inside these books. But when they open...

[last lines]

[after typing "The Invisible Boy's Revenge" on R.L. Stine's typewriter]

Brent Green (The Invisible Boy):
You forgot about me!

[Leaves hand marks on the glass and manically laughs as Stine screams]

Zach Cooper:
She's locked in this house and her dad's a psychopath.

Champ:
Does she have a friend?

Slappy:
You have the right to remain... silent.

Hallway Player:
Hello, Mr. Stine.

R.L. Stine:
Hello, Mr. Black.

Champ:
Y'know how they say teenagers have no fear of death? That they're never gonna get hurt? Well not me, OK? I was born with the gift of fear.