Gordon Behind Bars

Senior officer Andy Cole:
If he's comin' here to change the world, don't think he will. And I don't think long tern it's gonna be a winner.

Prisoner:
What made you wanna get involved with this?

Gordon Ramsay:
Good question, really. Um, twenty years ago I got dealt a disfunctional card; my little brother became a herorin addict and my father became an alcoholic. What do I do? Do I sit there and join my little brother? Or become an alcoholic, along side my father? No. I got off my ass, I stopped feeling sorry for myself, and I got on with it. Put my head down, learned a craft, and that's the journey I'm hoping we're gonna go on.

Gordon Ramsay:
Have you got a leak in the ceiling? What's all that water? [looking a a plate of eggs a prisoner cooked, with a bunch of liquid on it]

Prisoner Tesfa Jones:
The oppritunity I got now, maybe I'm the next Gordon Ramsay. Maybe I'm the black Gordon Ramsay.

Gordon Ramsay:
Can you get your hands out of your pockets and stop playing with yourself?

Gordon Ramsay:
Five kids? Have you never heard of a condom?

Gordon Ramsay:
New Zealand? F*** me. There's more f***ing sheep in New Zealand than there is coffee bars.