Gorillaville

Bobo:
Yes?

Sargent Bellows:
Bobo! Your welcome matt is slightly lop sided! Are you allowed to have a lop sided welcome matt Bobo? Do you hear me? Houston we have a problem!

Bobo:
I see, so it is. Is that bad?

Sargent Bellows:
You worthless troglodyte! It is bad alright! Punishment is one month latrine duty!

Ganto:
Hi Sarge!

Sargent Bellows:
AS YOU WERE! Grease-monkey, Sasquatch.

Bobo:
Claude, would you be so kind as to hand Sargent Bellows that jar of sugar from the cabinet?

Claude:
Ah, Go stuff yer' socks with cream cheese!

Bobo:
Chocolate Pudding? Oh dear. My helmet must've gone on the fritz again. Er, what was it you wanted?

Sargent Bellows:
A cup of Sugar!

Ganto:
Plu- Pluto-Plutoni-Plutoniu-Plu-to-ni-uhhhh... shhh-sugar. Sugar. Sugar.

Jeremiah:
That doesn't smell like sugar to me, Sarge.

Sargent Bellows:
Stand down, Jeremiah. These Snickerdoodles are going to be delicious. Just like Grandma used to make.

Claude:
Ey' ,Ya might've noticed by now, I'm kind of a jerk!

Jingle Singer, Jingle SInger:
Claude the Oranguntan: He's kind of a jerk!

Ganto:
Ah! I understand now: 'Duty'. It's a homonym. Very amusing in a low brow sort of way.

Foo-Foo:
This banana will be my best friend. I will call him 'banana'. We will have much in common.

Uncle Monkeyschein:
Schmaltz!

Claude:
Schmaltz!

Ganto:
Shmutz!

Bobo:
But Dad! I've accomplished so much! I've been to the moon, figured out Pi down to the last numeral,built a better mouse trap, split subatomic particles, discovered perpetual motion, invented time travel, and even found the cure for athletes foot!... Don't any of these accomplishments make you proud of me Dad?

Uncle Monkeyschein:
Accomplishments? Feh! You're trying too hard to be like the humans. Why don't you behave like a proper ape?

Uncle Monkeyschein:
Sargent, don't be afraid to give mein son Bobo more discipline. He obviously needs it!

Sargent Bellows:
Don't you worry, Uncle Monkeyschein! I will! Starting with a month long latrine duty!

Ganto:
Huh-huh... Doody.