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Bobo:
But Dad! I've accomplished so much! I've been to the moon, figured out Pi down to the last numeral,built a better mouse trap, split subatomic particles, discovered perpetual motion, invented time travel, and even found the cure for athletes foot!... Don't any of these accomplishments make you proud of me Dad?

Uncle Monkeyschein:
Accomplishments? Feh! You're trying too hard to be like the humans. Why don't you behave like a proper ape?