Goyôkiba: Oni no Hanzô yawahada koban

Hanzo 'The Razor' Itami:
A woman ghost? Interesting. Take me there.

Onibi:
To see the ghost? Please, don't make us go back.

Hanzo 'The Razor' Itami:
What did she look like?

Onibi:
Her face was like...

Mamushi:
Yeah, her face...

Hanzo 'The Razor' Itami:
I want to make love to a ghost once.

Mamushi:
To a ghost?

Onibi:
Are you serious?

Hanzo 'The Razor' Itami:
A man would like it once.

Onibi:
Do you mean it?

Hanzo 'The Razor' Itami:
A ghost would have a cold body. I bet it'll be pretty tight down there.

Onibi:
You think he's losing his mind? A ghost has no legs. How can he make love to one?

Mamushi:
She'll grow legs after seeing that giant tool of his.