Grand Theft Parsons

Uniform Cop:
Wherever there's a hippie, there's a crime, even if that crime hasn't happened yet. That's what I always say.

Uniform Cop:
So what'cha doing here?

Barney:
We're, uh, meeting someone off a flight.

Uniform Cop:
You're meeting someone off of a flight?

Barney:
Yes.

Uniform Cop:
In a hearse?

Barney:
Yes. It's a, surprise.

Uniform Cop:
Which part's the surprise, um, the fact that you're in a bright yellow hearse? The fact that you look like something out of a horror film? Or, the fact, that you're a half mile away from the terminal and they're gonna have to walk across two runways to reach you?

Barney:
The first part.