Grandview, U.S.A.

Ernie 'Slam' Webster:
[Bob and Mike are carrying a very drunk Slam to the truck] [Slam talking drunk] I'm sorry everyone.

Bob Cody:
There are 2 kinds of drunks, those that are sorry and those that soon will be.

Bonnie Clark:
[Tim and Bonnie making love in the back seat of a Cadillac parked on the side of a stream] Oh Tim!

Tim Pearson:
Oh Bonnie!

Tim Pearson:
Are we moving?

Bonnie Clark:
Everything's moving, the whole world is moving.

Tim Pearson:
[Tim looks up to see the car is sinking into the stream] Bonnie, the whole car is moving!

Tim Pearson:
[Tim is riding in the tow truck with Slam cause Slam is towing Tim's dad's Cadillac] Man, I feel so stupid.

Ernie 'Slam' Webster:
Boy, you just discover the oldest sexual position in the book.

Tim Pearson:
What?

Ernie 'Slam' Webster:
The Foolish position.

Ernie 'Slam' Webster:
[Slam pulls the tow truck to a bowling alley and says to Tim] You just got to remember, your brains are between your ears and not your legs.

Mickey:
[Mickey, the bowling alley owner comes out of the alley and Talks to Slam, he also notices Tim with the mud on him] Slam, things are a little rough out at the speedrome tonight, huh?

Ernie 'Slam' Webster:
My friend here had a problem out at County Line Bridge.

Mickey:
[Mickey makes a joke and says to Tim] Out there baiting your hook, huh?, catch anything? [Mickey laughs]

Tim Pearson:
Ain't sex great?