Green Lantern: The Animated Series

Hal Jordan:
Alright, any landing you can walk away from, right?

Kilowog:
You say that a lot, but I don't think it's true.

Razer:
That citadel is easily 25 kilometers away.

Kilowog:
Nothing like a brisk mid-day run for our lives.

[Razer prepares to attach his Red Lantern battery to the Interceptor]

Razer:
By the way, if we do explode, you two are acceptable souls to be vaporized with.

Razer:
I am not a friend. I am rage, I am vengeance, I am DEATH! [attacks Ma-Tel]

[Zilius Zox and Razer capture Ma-Tel]

Razer:
At this rate, our task will never end! We eliminate this one, his power ring will seek out a replacement Green Lantern!

Zilius Zox:
Then we get to kill that one, too.

[Jordan saves a train... but ends up destroying his jet]

Hal Jordan:
Carol is not gonna be happy...

[Ganthet has a coffee break]

Hal Jordan:
Good one, Ganthet. Another minute and I might have said something...

Kilowog:
Stupid? That ship sailed a long time ago, Jordan!

[Hal Jordan sneaks aboard the Interceptor... ]

Kilowog:
Kind of figured you'd turn up here, hotshot. Just your style: take the ship, rush into danger, catch the killer, save the day, big hero!

Hal Jordan:
You forgot "get the girl". There's probably a girl somewhere in this. Don't try to stop me, big guy.

Kilowog:
Who's trying to stop you? I'm coming with you!

[holds up two Lantern batteries]

Kilowog:
Forget anything?

Hal Jordan:
Okay, you can tag along.

Kilowog:
I've been saving your butt ever since boot camp. No reason to stop now.

Hal Jordan:
[aboard the Interceptor] Wow. She's beautiful!

Kilowog:
She?

Hal Jordan:
She. A ship is always "she".

[at frontier space]

Hal Jordan:
I wonder what the odds are for me making my dinner with Carol...?

Kilowog:
A billion light years from home, and that's what you're thinking? You must really have lost it for this girl!

Hal Jordan:
[snorts] Uh, no!

Zilius Zox:
Weaklings! Your feeble constructs are brushed beneath the Red Lanterns' might!

Kilowog:
Red Lantern? What the gnark is a Red Lantern?

Hal Jordan:
These guys, I'm guessing. Let's move!

Hal Jordan:
Easy. We're the cavalry, here to rescue you!

Shyir Rev:
A big-shot GL from Oa... maybe I should be rescuing YOU.

Hal Jordan:
I'll draw their fire while you get the comedian back to the Interceptor.

Kilowog:
Yeah, I had a feeling that was coming. What do you want written on your tombstone?

Hal Jordan:
"Spent the rest of his long life making sure his ring was charged!"

Hal Jordan:
[in a rush] In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power. Green Lantern's light!

Carol Ferris:
Let's worry about liabilities later, shall we, and concentrate on the fact that we have a downed pilot!

Hal Jordan:
Sounds like you missed me.

Hal Jordan:
There are Lanterns DYING out there! We need to get out there and stop whoever's targeting them, NOW!

Kilowog:
Easy, hot-shot. Thought it was pretty clever charging your ring on the Interceptor engine, huh? I say you're lucky you didn't blow your hand off.

Hal Jordan:
[woozy] I think I just did...

[last lines]

Hal Jordan:
Where are our friends, ball and chain?

Kilowog:
Your fireworks display sent 'em on a little trip. I got a bad feeling we'll be seeing them again soon. But in the meantime, who knows? Maybe we'll be back in time for your date with Carol after all.

Hal Jordan:
Dinner will have to wait. We're here now. We fight them, we stop them. Whatever it takes, however long it takes, we stop them.

Hal Jordan:
[flying a test plane] YES! WOOO!

Carol Ferris:
Let's keep the commentary to vehicle-specific, shall we, Jordan?

Hal Jordan:
I was, boss. That was me expressing my professional opinion of the prototype's acceleration.

Carol Ferris:
Someone at the FAA is gonna read this transcript, Hal. So words might help.

Hal Jordan:
Of course, Carol. My apologies. Plane go fast. Very fast. Plane good.

Carol Ferris:
That bridge came down an hour ago, and you let me think you were dead all this time?

Hal Jordan:
Oh... well, I landed in the desert, I had to hike to the freeway...

Carol Ferris:
Typical!

Hal Jordan:
So... you were worried about me?

Carol Ferris:
You - you're replaceable! That was a billion dollar fighter jet!

Hal Jordan:
Hey, buddy! What's going on?

Kilowog:
You'll find out soon enough, Jordan. Just keep it professional. And definitely don't go looking for me to bail you out this time!

Hal Jordan:
Leave the toilet up or something?

Appa Ali Apsa:
Hal Jordan of Earth, Green Lantern of Sector 2814: the Viceroy of Demrak VII claims that when we assigned you to these critical peace negotiations, you punched him in the face. Is this true?

Hal Jordan:
Uh, no, sir. I punched the Viceroy in the stomach, then I headbutted him in the face, sir. The Viceroy was a serious dirtbag using diplomatic immunity to cover up his slave trafficking ring.

Hal Jordan:
[about the Interceptor] Look, I'll take her up! I'll work the bugs out! Then we'll fly her to the Frontier, and we'll take care of the Lantern killer.

Ganthet:
I doubt that will come to pass. It is much too risky. And all Guardians must be in agreement. Some will doubt the very existence of this Lantern killer.

Kilowog:
Then why show us this?

Ganthet:
I told you, my friends, we're simply taking the scenic route.

Hal Jordan:
Initiate Ultrawarp now.

Aya:
Ultrawarp protocols require at least 43 minutes to calculate.

Hal Jordan:
Aya, listen to me. Kilowog and I are Lanterns. We help people. And right now, there are some other Green Lanterns in trouble at the coordinates I gave you.

Aya:
It is unsafe to bypass protocols.

Hal Jordan:
Green Lanterns risk their lives to save others. Aya, please!

Hal Jordan:
Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Oa...

[a ring falls to Oa]

Kilowog:
Oh, no...

Hal Jordan:
We can argue about my conduct, but right now, somewhere out there there's a dead Green Lantern...

Salaak:
Hal Jordan of Earth.

Hal Jordan:
Salaak of... some planet whose name escapes me at the moment.

Kilowog:
That must be the AI nav-computer...

Hal Jordan:
Hello, Aya. We're your new best friends, Hal and Kilowog. We want to learn how to fly you.

Kilowog:
AI does not spell "Aya", it spells "A-IEE".

Hal Jordan:
But Aya is a pretty name. A pretty name for a pretty girl.

Kilowog:
Don't you ever stop?

Appa Ali Apsa:
Let me remind the Green Lantern of Earth that the Guardians are not on trial here, HE is!

Ganthet:
Appa Ali Apsa, it has been an eventful session. Perhaps a period of refreshment is required. Or as our earthman would say... a coffee break.

Hal Jordan:
Forget about staring at it, just blast it!

Atrocitus:
Shard is sacred ground... a piece of the remains of our world, which the Guardians attempted to erase from the history of the universe.

Kilowog:
[looks at Rev's home] This is some place. Kind of reminds me of where I came from...

Shyir Rev:
Bolovax Vik. I am sorry. Even here, we heard about its destruction.

Hal Jordan:
Your homeworld was destroyed? I, I never knew. How did...?

Kilowog:
Just concentrate on getting us out of this mess, hotshot!

Zilius Zox:
Soon your ring will be all that's left of you, Lantern!

Hal Jordan:
Settle down, you mental beach ball!

Razer:
This is YOUR fault! You Green Lanterns might enjoy destroying worlds, but I do not!

Kilowog:
In case you haven't been keeping up with current events, you guys put this thing here and pressed the button! You want to help? Stop fighting us!

Razer:
I won't listen to your lies! I'll destroy you both!

Kilowog:
And what, become a mass murderer by blowing up the planet? We know what you're fighting against, kid, but what are you fighting FOR?

Kilowog:
Time to go.

Shyir Rev:
[keeping the bomb from going off] I can keep the laser from igniting the lava for a little while!... I know what happened to Bolovax Vik. If you had a chance to save your world, what would YOU do?

Kilowog:
It's been an honor. [leaves]

Razer:
It's foolish to escape. There's no hope, Green Lantern.

Shyir Rev:
Yeah, we're dumb that way. But there's always hope. I know you're not all bad. Maybe it's time you let others know. You'd best get going, son, I can handle this part by myself.

Hal Jordan:
Kilowog? Rev?

Shyir Rev:
They aren't here anymore.

Razer:
You won't win unless you can do what is necessary! Can you do it? CAN YOU? [Jordan constructs a drill]

Razer:
Finish it. [Jordan turns the drill into a fist and grabs Razer]

Hal Jordan:
You'd like that, wouldn't you?... You're not getting off that easy! You'll live with the consequences of what you've done!

Razer:
NO! You must kill me! I'm the one responsible for all this death and destruction! I deserve it!

Hal Jordan:
Which is why you're going to help make up for it!

Razer:
[flames on] Coward, are you too weak to take your vengeance? [Jordan removes Razer's ring, depowering him]

Hal Jordan:
Don't push it.

[last lines]

Kilowog:
What's next?

Hal Jordan:
We look for the Red Lanterns.

Kilowog:
How do we find who knows how many super-powerful Red Lanterns, by just the two of us?

Hal Jordan:
That's a good question, Kilowog. I got another one: what do we do with the one we just captured?

[both look at a cell containing Razer]

Sayd:
[listening to Hal's report] Red Lanterns?

Appa Ali Apsa:
He has concocted this ruse to save himself from a deserved punishment!

Kilowog:
Respectfully, sir, I got an aching jaw that says they ain't no ruse.

Hal Jordan:
[spots a Red Lantern probe ship following them] Aya, plot intercept course! It's go time!

Appa Ali Apsa:
Hal Jordan of Earth, do not terminate this communication! We are...

Hal Jordan:
Sorry, gotta take this. Don't be a stranger.

[ends the transmission]

Sayd:
If the truth does come out, many will wonder why it isn't recorded in the Book of Oa.

Ganthet:
Because Sayd, history is written, or unwritten, by the victors...

Aya:
Direct hit to port ampules. Shield degrading to critical. Please do not let that happen again.

Hal Jordan:
Aya, please estimate time for repairs.

Aya:
Calculating. Ultrawarp ready in 9.2...

Hal Jordan:
9 minutes, no problem.

Aya:
9.21 months.

Hal Jordan:
...Okay. Can we form a construct and replace the defective part for the ride home?

Aya:
The construct would have to be an exact copy of the ultra-warp coil mechanism and its 56 moving parts, to within a 0.8162 microns tolerance.

Hal Jordan:
[to Rev and Kilowog] Can either of you do that?

Kilowog:
I make hammers.

Hal Jordan:
[to Rev] You were an engineer? That was your secret identity?

[Rev stares at Jordan]

Kilowog:
That's Hal's hangup! That thing on his face, it's a mask. He wears it in case some Earthling sneaks onto the Interceptor - while we're in space, mind you - and goes "Ha ha. The Green Lantern on my planet is Hal Jordan. I'm telling everyone."

[cracks up]

Hal Jordan:
Ha ha. Talk to me when your planet's invented paparazzi and the 24-hour news cycle.

Kilowog:
These guys are murderers! They're gonna blow up this rock no matter what you do!

Hal Jordan:
We do have a choice! We can fight them, and keep fighting until we can't fight anymore!

Zilius Zox:
Time's up! Shall I activate the timer?

Atrocitus:
No, Razer will do it.

Razer:
Atrocitus, our cause is just. But to harm the lives of innocents...

Zilius Zox:
Didn't I tell you, Master? He's weak! Weak!

Atrocitus:
The Guardians and their lapdogs destroyed my homeworld, and Zilius's AND countless others! By making an example of these disloyal few, we save millions later. Show weakness now, and you doom our people forever.

Razer:
I am not a coward. I am not afraid. For the greater good... and vengeance!

[Razer activates the bomb]

Atrocitus:
I am Atrocitus, lord and master of the Red Lantern Corps. I am the one who will destroy the Guardians and all they stand for. I am wrath, I am hate, I am righteous vengeance!

Hal Jordan:
[to Rev] Real handy, having a doctor as a wife.

Kilowog:
[about the Red Lanterns] Their power rings fire some sort of red energy tha...

Sayd:
They have RINGS? Powered by what?

Hal Jordan:
Best guess, a huge desire to mash us all into pulp.

Sayd:
Kilowog of Bolovax Vik, what is your recommendation?

Kilowog:
I say we high tail it back to Oa, cram the interceptor with as many GLs as she'll hold, ultra-warp back and kick their red butts until they're black and blue!

Sayd:
Despite the colorful terminology, a logical course of action.

Aya:
You too are capable of evolving beyond your programming. I will teach you.

Manhunters:
[pause] No man escapes the Manhunters.

Aya:
[spoken, not breathed] Sigh.

Razer:
It's pleasant to see you all. [looks at Kilowog]

Razer:
Even you.

Kilowog:
Looks like Razer, definitely smells like Razer, but you ain't acting like Razer! What have you done with the angry guy?

Razer:
Hopefully destroyed him. The old Razer was responsible for great evil. I came to Odym to ask the Blue Lanterns for help. Since their power negates my own, I thought this would be a great place to become someone else... someone less angry.

Saint Walker:
You judge too quickly, Razer. Everyone and everything deserves love.

Razer:
Says the man playing fetch with a giant worm.

[the Blue Lantern oath]

Ganthet:
In fearful day, in raging night / With strong hearts full, our souls ignite / When all seems lost in the war of light / Look to the stars, for hope burns bright!

[Razer recites a modified version of the Red Lantern Oath]

Razer:
The power of the crimson red / can lead your soul away from dread / and heal the deepest wounds of hate / Let no one else decide your fate!

Aya:
I am receiving an incoming transmission from Oa. Guardian Appa Ali Apsa.

Hal Jordan:
After what he did to Ganther, let it go to voice mail or something. I don't feel like talking to that backstabbing blue munchkin pain in the...

Kilowog:
Ahem, Jordan.

Appa Ali Apsa:
Yes, communication with you, 2814, is equally unpleasant. However, the Guardians have need of you.

Hal Jordan:
There's no one to fight. It's a friendly prison now, remember? Trust me.

Kilowog:
I hate it when you say that.

Hal Jordan:
Underconfidence has never been my weakness. But my ring doesn't work here, and Bumpy just beat the wall and ceiling with Kilowog, who taught me most of what I know about hand-to-hand.

Byth Rok:
I got you covered. Bumpy can't see out of his right eye. Approach from that side and grab on to his back, it'll slow him down.

Hal Jordan:
If you knew his weak spot, then why didn't you take him down?

Byth Rok:
Well, that's how I ended up here. He saw me coming, my wings are too large and beautiful. You're small and skinny, you have a better chance.

Hal Jordan:
This had better work!

Byth Rok:
Trust me.

Hal Jordan:
Well... strange being on the other side of that saying for a change...

Kilowog:
Hawkmen? I love Thanagarians. They're real soldiers... organized, disciplined, and very clean.

Hal Jordan:
Clean? I don't think they're even paper-trained!

Kilowog:
Jordan, you can't really believe this pirate is going to give us the code.

Hal Jordan:
Trust me. Hey, it DOES feel better when I say it!

Hal Jordan:
So, want to come along with us?

Iolande:
I would love to come with you. But to my people, I am more than a Green Lantern.

Hal Jordan:
You're their Queen...

Iolande:
Yes. As Queen, there is very little I can choose. In fact, I can choose very little. But I can choose to do this... [kisses Jordan]

Hal Jordan:
Iolande, your name sounds like a waterfall.

Kilowog:
Worst line ever.

Kilowog:
So that's it? That's your plan? Fine. I juts got one question. ARE YOU NUTS?

Hal Jordan:
Okay, this harebrained scheme makes my other schemes seem well-thought-out and practical, but what else can we do?

Aya:
Then go in the spirit of love.

Razer:
Love will doubtless be foremost in my mind as I hurl myself into the path of an unstoppable armada.

Hal Jordan:
You're right! What the Manhunters did to your sector was a tragedy! Your rage is earned! But destroying life here isn't going to change what happened there. Let's work together to find a solution. A way to make things better for the people of the Forgotten Zone. Let us help!

Atrocitus:
You can help, earth man. Your dying screams will help soothe the restless souls of our dead!

Appa Ali Apsa:
2814, you have not yet been debriefed. That is, we Guardians have not yet had a chance to, uh... thank you, Hal Jordan.

Hal Jordan:
You just did.

Sayd:
This is not unlike what the people of the Forgotten Zone experienced, at the hands of our Manhunters.

[facing an armada of Red Lanterns]

Kilowog:
Well, if it's my time to clock out, at least I know I went out swinging!

Saint Walker:
I am merely the conduit of the great hope that surrounds us all. My name is Saint Walker, and I believe I am the first Blue Lantern in the universe.

Razer:
That's a real space monster!

Aya:
I did give ample warning.

Hal Jordan:
I thought you were playing along!

Kilowog:
How many Lantern colors are there?

Hal Jordan:
I don't know what they did to you, but...

Carol Ferris:
What they did was give me POWER! You let me think you were dead, and all this time it's been a party for old Hal, huh?

Hal Jordan:
This is nuts! Let's just talk!

Carol Ferris:
You want to talk? Talk to the hand!

Hal Jordan:
Razer, you sure you don't want to come out? They're throwing us a party.

Razer:
How delightful for you. I'll pass.

Hal Jordan:
[to the others] Not a people person yet, but we're working on him.

Queen Aga'Po:
Long ago, we were of one race with your masters.

Kilowog:
You and the Guardians? Thanks for putting THAT in my head.

Hal Jordan:
And usually hot girls don't go for the nerds.

Kilowog:
What'd you do that for? I was so happy!

Hal Jordan:
Yeah, I'm the bad guy for not letting you stay a lawn ornament.

Queen Aga'Po:
I am disappointed in you, Gi'ata. You have much to learn.

Princess Gi'ata:
No, my Queen. I have much to teach.

Razor:
Who cares? Only vermin and insects hatch from eggs!

Kilowog:
I hatched from an egg.

Razor:
My point exactly.

Captain Goray:
I heard of you Green Lanterns. I know you're brave and all, but you're crazy to go back.

Hal Jordan:
Brave, crazy, it's a fine line.

Razor:
Even with the engines back online, we're past the point of no return.

Hal Jordan:
I live past the point of no return.

Hal Jordan:
[to Kilowog and Razer] The ship's too small for this nonsense. I want you two to shake hands. It's an old Earth custom to show there's no hard feelings. Come on, shake hands.

Razor:
[shakes his fist at Kilowog]

Kilowog:
[shakes his fist at Razer]

Hal Jordan:
[puts down their fists] Not like that!

Razer:
I reserve the right to say, "I told you so" if we get out of here.

Razer:
What's wrong, Bolloxian? Claustrophobic?

Kilowog:
No, I just don't like small close spaces, okay?

[after being directed by Mogo to locate a saviour, Walker finds nothing]

Saint Walker:
Why would you do this to me, brother? Do you want to teach me that there is no hope, there is no saviour?... Well, I cannot give up. My spirit will not be broken. I believe! I will fight the Red Lanterns, no matter how many may come! All will be well! [sees a bright blue light behind him, and a battery and ring appears]

[from trailer]

Razer:
The sooner we leave, the sooner we can use our new secret power to help Aya.

Hal Jordan:
What do you mean OUR secret power! The Orange Lantern is MINE, ALL MINE!

Razer:
Something's not right...

Kilowog:
You think?

[looks at the shipwrecks]

Saint Walker:
All of them seriously bad people, who have done seriously bad things.

Saint Walker:
[to Razer] The path they walked led to their doom. It is the same path you walk now.

Saint Walker:
I am Saint Walker. And you are?

Razer:
About to kick your smug rear!

Saint Walker:
That is not a very pleasant name. Not in the least.

Razer:
Do you have a problem with that?

Saint Walker:
Do ypu have a problem with you?

Razer:
I only have one problem around here, but it's a problem I intend to correct!

Razer:
Taste the power of my ring!

Saint Walker:
Rage has no real power, or taste for that matter. It's the orphan child of fear and despair.

Saint Walker:
There's a storm coming, brother, and the galaxy will need everyone of a strong and true heart to survive.

Saint Walker:
There is always hope.

Hal Jordan:
I called this meeting so we could assess our situation.

Razer:
Easy. We'll be dead within a month.

Hal Jordan:
How about we leave the tactical analysis to Sgt. Kilwog?

Carol Ferris:
Wait. This is nuts! I can't fight an alien warlord! Are those serrated teeth?

[last words]

Princess Gi'ata:
There is no greater privilege than to perform a deed born of pure love, and no greater honor than that it should be my last.

Hal Jordan:
The Star Sapphire ring doesn't let you drag just anyone across the universe.

Carol Ferris:
It was either you or my high school prom date, and he's an accountant in Tucson.

Carol Ferris:
[takes her ring] If I'm gonna be battling to the death, I should at least be well-accessorized!

Hal Jordan:
What are you waiting for? Afraid of the dark?

Guy Gardner:
Hey, it's my little sidekick. Stay outside if I need you. At never o'clock!

[Gardner and Jordan fist-bump]

Hal Jordan:
Finally! I can never get a fist-bump out there.

Guy Gardner:
I know, right? Thousands of species in the Corps and we're the only ones who fist-bump.

Kilowog:
He's an undisciplined hothead who bends the rules to whatever he needs them to be that day.

Hal Jordan:
Like I said, awesome. And taught me loads of useful tricks.

Kilowog:
That's part of your problem.

Aya:
Razer, what is your status?

Razer:
I'll live. But I feel how Kilowog looks.

Kilowog:
Always with the smart mouth...

Hal Jordan:
Thaal, the Green Lantern code...

Sinestro:
I didn't kill him, Jordan. I simply didn't save him... in time.

[Hal finds out that Guy Gardner has been promoted to Honor Guard]

Hal Jordan:
So wait, if you're here, then who's the new Green Lantern of Earth?

Guy Gardner:
I dunno, some other Earth guy, what's his name... John Stewart.

Hal Jordan:
The fake news guy?

[first lines]

[Razer is made to watch a playback of an exploding world]

Kilowog:
Like looking at that stuff, poozer? Proud of what you did? How many of you Red Lanterns are out there? Why are you hunting Green Lanterns? [slams Razer against the wall]

Kilowog:
ANSWER ME!

Hal Jordan:
Easy there, Kilowog! This thing's a rental, remember?

Hal Jordan:
The Red Lanterns abandoned you, Razer, left you for dead. I think that calls for a little payback, don't you? Help us. Tell us what you know.

Razer:
I do hate the Red Lanterns for what they made me... but that doesn't mean I've stopped hating Green Lanterns. It just means I have more people to hate.

Hal Jordan:
This place gives me the creeps. It's like fear irradiates from the walls. It's a dank, dark repulsive hole full of...

Kilowog:
Spiders.

Hal Jordan:
I was going to say "rats", but... oh. [sees the Spider Guild]

Kilowog:
Even if there is something wrong with the prison, it's not like Myglom's gonna let us see it. They'll clean up their act as soon as they see us coming.

Hal Jordan:
That's why they're not gonna see us coming.

Kilowog:
Please, don't say it...

Hal Jordan:
We're going to break INTO the prison.

Kilowog:
[shudders] These yellow stones are everywhere, they make my skin crawl...

Hal Jordan:
I've never seen you scared before.

Kilowog:
I ain't afraid of no rocks!

[in a nightmare, Razer finds his wife dead]

Razer:
Ileana? But... I came back for you... I came back... I CAME BACK FOR YOU!

[a red power ring approaches Razer]

Atrocitus:
Razer of the Forgotten Zone, you have great rage in your heart. You belong to the Red Lantern Corps. Give in. The ring knows your pain.

Razer:
SOMEONE MUST PAY! [holds out his hand for the ring]

Atrocitus:
You will have revenge. This, your new master Atrocitus, promises... [Razer becomes a Red Lantern]

Hal Jordan:
[to Razer, who saved him] Great timing, kid!

Kilowog:
[brandishes a stalactite] You want some, poozer? There's plenty for everyone!

Hal Jordan:
I was kicking butt long before I ever got this ring, and I've been squashing bugs even longer!

Aya:
[in Razer's head] Razer, listen to me: none of this is real. This is not really happening. Do not panic. I am the AYA program.

Razer:
I know this is fantasy, an illusion meant to bring me pain.

Aya:
You know, then why...

Razer:
The memories keep replaying over and over in my head. They hurt, but I don't mind. I get to see her again, even if it's for one more moment.

Aya:
I don't understand.

Razer:
Pray you never do.

Aya:
I need your help. I cannot save Hal and Kilowog without you. Some force is keeping me out of the prison.

Razer:
The prison? What are the Green Lanterns even doing here?

Aya:
They heard the prisoners were being tortured here, and Hal thought it unacceptable. They came back to investigate, and to save you if it was true.

Razer:
They shouldn't have done that! I deserve to be here! I helped destroy an entire world, all those people died because of me...

Aya:
No. Kilowog was able to rescue the settlers before the world was destroyed.

Razer:
What? Then I didn't...

Razer:
Fools. For what I have done, they should execute me.

Aya:
I do not understand your desire for self-destruction. If one regrets one's actions, one should find a way to make restitution.

Razer:
I am not about to debate this with a computer!

Kilowog:
You know, for a second there I thought you were going to make Razer the warden.

Hal Jordan:
Are you crazy? I couldn't possibly leave a Red Lantern in charge of this place... because he's coming with us.

[last lines]

Razer:
You are an artificial intelligence, yet you risked your existence to save them.

Aya:
A Green Lantern would do no less.

Aya:
[forcibly restores Razer] What you want is irrelevant.

[Razer runs to the Interceptor]

Aya:
No. You can not leave them behind to die!

Kilowog:
An escaped convict will say anything to stay out of prison.

Hal Jordan:
And if he's telling the truth?

Kilowog:
Razer's worse than a criminal - if the Spiders want to torture him, let 'em!

Hal Jordan:
It's our job, our DUTY, to serve and protect. Even if they're criminals.

Aya:
Intriguing. Criminals must be punished, surely the prisoners deserve their fate.

Hal Jordan:
They deserve justice, which sometimes involves punishment - but not torture.

Myglom:
No one has EVER escaped from this facility, I am very proud of that. But I am even more proud of our rehabilitation program. You'll find that nearly a hundred percent of our "guests" never return to their life of crime...

Razer:
I doubt very much that these machines will be able to "rehabilitate" me...

Myglom:
Oh, don't be too concerned with that - soon you will be far, far away... [Razer is heard screaming]

Myglom:
Oh, your rings won't work here. You must have noticed this before now... [points to the yellow crystals]

Myglom:
We stumbled on a rich planet of it nearby. Not only does it power and light the whole facility, it has an interesting side effect: it nullifies the energy of a Green Lantern power ring.

Hal Jordan:
So you DO run a Gulag after all!

Myglom:
Not at all. We don't torture the prisoners here... not in the traditional sense. [Two spiders attach headbands to Jordan and Kilowog]

Myglom:
These devices force the wearer to relive their worst moments, again and again.

Kilowog:
So, that's what you've got in store for us? A couple of bad dreams?

Myglom:
Oh no, no. The memories are only the beginning. After we treat our prisoners, then we eat them.

Myglom:
Enough! These two need little tenderizing. Green Lanterns are best eaten... fresh.

Hal Jordan:
It's an honor, Tomar. Can I call you Tomar?

Tomar-Re:
I prefer Tomar-Re.

Hal Jordan:
Of course you do.

[after Jordan loses to Ch'p]

Kilowog:
Okay, I'll get my gear and wait you on the Interceptor.

Hal Jordan:
But I lost the bet...

Kilowog:
I was going to go with you anyway. I just wanted to see you fight the squirrel.

[Razer recites the Red Lantern Oath to charge his ring]

Razer:
With blood and rage of crimson red / We fill mens' souls with darkest dread / And twist your minds to pain and hate / We'll burn you all - that is your fate!

Kilowog:
Okay, I've had about enough of you poozers! [creates a chaingun and opens fire on the Red Lanterns]

Atrocitus:
Ah, a lost son has returned to me.

Razer:
I have.

Atrocitus:
If you trust no one, Razer, you're never disappointed.

Razer:
Congratulations. After weeks of stalking Shard, you've unlocked the secret of when they dump their garbage. Can total victory be far behind?

Aya:
The Red Lanterns have blocked our access to the ship.

Hal Jordan:
That's what we get for parking in a bad neighborhood.

Appa Ali Apsa:
Ganthet, you are hereby banished, sentenced to live out the rest of your days cut off from your species and your civilization. I almost feel the base emotion pity for you.

Ganthet:
Only almost, though, Appa? And there's the pity.