Gumby 1

Prickle:
Somebody kidnapped him, that's for sure. They made a robot copy of him. We've got to catch up with Gumby and tell him.

Pokey:
Your car is a real clunker. It won't start.

Tara:
Don't get in the truck. That's not Gumby! It's a robot. It'll lock you in there the way Gumby was kidnapped. Run!

Prickle:
[the robot Gumby lifts up the car] That's not Gumby for sure.

Pokey:
Time to head for the hills.

Prickle:
Hey, wait a minute. This could be dangerous. Let's call the police.

Claybert:
No time for that, Prickle. Just stick together and we'll be okay.

Claybert:
What's that TV truck doing here?

Goo:
Oh, Mr. Claybert, that's not a TV truck. Gumby and the Clayboys were kidnapped in it.

Prickle:
Yeah. We don't know where they are.

Tara:
We know where they are.

Gumby:
Well I certainly want to deactivate the Gumby robot.

Prickle:
Whoever kidnapped him made a robot copy to fool us.

Gumby:
Hey, Thinbuckle, I wanna ride in the cab!

Prickle:
Goo has been kidnapped by the robot that looks just like you. It just drove away with Goo locked in the van.

Pokey:
[about a woman about to lose her home] Gosh, it must be awful, isn't it, Prickle?

Prickle:
It just shows you that to borrow money is dangerous.

Fatbuckle:
Boy, that driver must think he's going to a fire.

Thinbuckle:
I wish we were going to a fire. This air conditioning is freezing. [Thinbuckle yawns and then falls asleep]

Nobuckle:
I'm cold and stiff, I can't move!

[while thinking of a solution for a fundraiser]

Gumby:
[to Fatbuckle] Fatbuckle, I like the sound of "farmer's benefits". So, is it settled? We'll have benefit concerts?

Fatbuckle:
I'm all for it!

Thinbuckle:
I'm all for it!

Professor Kapp:
Oh my! This music does things to my brain!

Prickle:
It does things to my spine!

Goo:
It makes me feel funny all over!

Prickle:
This is going to rock this scientific world.

Claybert:
Oh no, the door is locked.

Tara:
I saw the blockheads use a key card here.

Prickle:
I'll get it from one of them.

Claybert:
I'll tell you, it's cold in here; colder than a witch's heart. Must be a light switch here some way.

Goo:
I found a robot that made soup!

Gumby:
Hey, fellas! What do you know? Our first break on TV! Lucky sure works fast.

Fatbuckle:
[drumbeat]

Thinbuckle:
Man, our first TV appearance!

[guitar solo]

Nobuckle:
Wow! Think I should get a haircut?

Prickle:
Uh oh. Looks like Gumby is up to something, as usual.

Goo:
You got ears, Pokey. Maybe you can overhear what they're saying.

Pokey:
I'm not interested.

Prickle:
Take this back. and bring me another thick shake. And get your circuits fixed before you make another mess.

Claybert:
It's my fault, I told that robot I wanted to meet you, not eat you.

Prickle:
One stinking dog coming up.

[repeated line]

Pokey:
Holy Toledo!

[after Pokey, Prickle, and Goo got fused together into a multi-character clay ball]

Pokey:
I won't believe it. It can't be true!

Prickle:
"To believe or not to believe?" That is a question.

Goo:
You'd better start believing it 'cause I'm uncomfortable! Now everybody pull themselves together... I... I mean "apart".

Prickle:
Impossible, Goo. Somebody call an ambulance.

Gumby:
Gumby robot? Hey! That's our barn on the screen. And my car!

Tara:
Yeah, there's a robot at your barn that looks exactly like you. And the monitor is showing you what it sees.

[Tara and Ginger arrive just in time at the farm before the robot Gumby attempts to kidnap Pokey, Prickle, and Goo]

Tara:
Don't get in the truck! That's not Gumby, it's a robot! It'll lock you in there the way Gumby was kidnapped! Run!

[a robot waiter knocks over Prickle's milkshake]

Prickle:
[annoyed] That robot REALLY has his wires crossed...

[Gumbo slides down the fireman's pole trampling Pokey]

Gumbo:
Pokey, when are you going to learn not to stand by this pole?

Pokey:
[looking at a Clayboys poster] Clayboys, Schmayboys. Who cares anyhow?

[at the benefit concert, giving their opinions on the Clayboy's music]

Professor Kapp:
Oh my! This music does things to my brain!

Prickle:
It does things to my spine!

Goo:
It makes me feel funny all over!

[Goo gives Lowbelly his lunch]

Goo:
Here, Lowbelly. Here's your lunch.

Goo:
[picks up the pearl Lowbelly cried earlier] Oh, what a pretty marble!

[Goo returns to the table]

Goo:
[showing Gumby the pearl] Gumby, look at this strange marble I found in the hay. Isn't it beautiful?

[Goo gives the pearl to Gumby]

Goo:
Gumby, look at this strange marble I found in the hay. Isn't it beautiful?

Gumby:
[examining the pearl] It's a beauty alright; but I don't think it's a marble. It looks like a pearl!

[Gumby gives the pearl to Thinbuckle to examine]

Gumby:
[to Thinbuckle] Here, Thinbuckle. What does it look like to you?

Thinbuckle:
[after close examination] It sure looks like a pearl my dad bought for my mother, and it cost a lotta money, man!

[Thinbuckle passes the pearl back to Gumby who then passes it over to Fatbuckle; Fatbuckle puts the pearl in his mouth and bites it]

[Fatbuckle takes the pearl out of his mouth and gives it back to Gumby]

Fatbuckle:
[after examining the pearl] I'll bet it's a real pearl! I'd say it's worth at least a thousand dollars!

Gumby:
Well, I'm gonna show it to Professor Kapp. He'll tell us if it's real for sure!

[Gumby visits Professor Kapp's lab and startles the professor]

Gumby:
[after knocking over a shelf filled with beakers and bunsen burners] Oh, I'm awfully sorry, professor. I shouldn't pop in on you so fast like that.

Professor Kapp:
Don't worry about that, son. It was just one of my many unsuccessful experiments. No harm done, really. Oh my! Well then, what can I do for you, Gumby?

Gumby:
[about the pearl] Goo found this in our barn. We thought you could tell us if it's a real pearl or not.

[Gumby gives Professor Kapp the pearl]

Professor Kapp:
Now, uh... let me get a good look at this with my crystal lazienalizer.

[Kapp places the pearl inside the analyzer as the machine analyzes it]

Professor Kapp:
[pointing to the computer screen] Oh, and on this screen over here, we'll soon get the answer.

Gumby:
[as the computer reads out the data] Wow! Thank you, professor! This'll be a good start on our farmer's benefit fund. We are having a benefit concert in the park tomorrow, and you're invited!

Professor Kapp:
[to Gumby; as he leaves his lab] Oh, thank you, Gumby! I wouldn't miss it for anything!