Guts

Mike O'Malley:
You sound like Joan Collins.

Moira Quirk:
Thank you, Mike. You are too kind.

Moira Quirk:
Thank you, Mike O'Silly.

Mike O'Malley:
He took to the water like a porpoise!

Mike O'Malley:
Welcome to the Extreme Arena at Nickelodeon Studios! This is "Nickelodeon Guts!" The Action-Sports show that's gonna make you sweat!

Mike O'Malley:
From Nickelodeon Studios In Orlando, Florida. Welcome to "Guts!" The Action-Sports show that's gonna make you sweat!

[explaining the object of the Aggro-Crag]

Moira Quirk:
Players will start at the sound of my whistle. Each player has an identical side of the mountain to climb and may not cross into another player's path. Now, during their climb each player must light up each of seven targets located on their side of the crag. The first player to light up all of their targets, including the final one at the peak of the crag, will take First Place points. Mike?

Mike O'Malley:
Please do not try any of these events at home. That is, if you have a massive indoor ski slope in your living room!

Mike O'Malley:
Hey, Mo, is it OK if I start calling you "Quirky"?

Moira Quirk:
Why not, "Mikey-Poos."

Mike O'Malley:
OK... [chuckles] "Mikey-Poos." "Mikey-Poos and Quirky." No, I don't think that's going to work.

Mike O'Malley:
The competition has been hot so far, now it's about to get even hotter. In fact the competition here on Guts is so hot our Crag has taken on a new molten color, now its mega. Mega large, mega sharp, and mega challenging. From its very core the shard zone has erupted into a tangled mass of petrified lava, and now our players must get over stone ledge, a horizontal rock climb trying to prevent them from locking in on that final actuator. Also as our players climb they will trigger obstacles like snow storms, floods, and Nuclear flying crystals! And as they stand at the base of that mountain they will hear the sound and fury of a dormant volcano... ready to blow. I hope our players are ready... Let's go to Moe. MOE!

Mike O'Malley:
He just dove through the tires, he probably has skidmarks on his face.